My list of accomplishments?
? 24 and making 6 figs...i date models exclusively. I get barrelled weekly. I bench 4 bones. My car is the fastest on the block. I've got all designed threads. Even my tank tops for gym brahh.
Now your turn. Silence... That's what I thought. POwned biatch!!!
BOOM! Classic NJshredmachine post!
How about more details about what you do during your typical day....
Actually, only for 30 seconds in between getting shacked and having an interview with surfer mag
7am wrestle sharks
8am pound beers
9am paddle out, get shacked
9:01am get shacked again
9:02 call brah boys to grab the skis because the swell is building
9:02.5 tow in and get pitted
9:05 exit water. Pound beer
9:06am tell jersey police to give You a donut and $&$$& off
9:07am get pitted again
9:10am bang your chick
9:10.5am head back to the macking swell
9:11am get super shacked
9:12am get money
9:13am spend money
9:16am wrestle a shark
9:17am get shacked
9:18.5 bang your chick again
9:19 interview with surfer mag
9:20 smoke a blunt and bang your chick one last time