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  1. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJshredmachine View Post
    Go off somewhere you homo. This board is for real surfers...
    Anyone that brags about lifting to a forum full of dudes obviously wants to play a naked game of bro on bro leapfrog.

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by MFitz73 View Post
    C'mon you guys don't think there is a legit person behind njshredmachine do you? It's so obviously some guy who enjoys having a goof on the forums.
    another one for you msh!tz

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  3. #33
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    OMG after I laughed so hard I was crying trying to tell my wife that day in the life of Shred he come sin and makes me laugh even harder! Can we get some Shred Machine shirts made up? Maybe a tank top that says NJ Shred Machine surfs better than me.

  4. #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by mushdoc View Post
    six figs...

    As in Newtons. For lunch.From mom.
    Im sorry but everyone please help me give this man a hand of applause. I love fig newtons.

  5. #35
    this is the best day of my life i didnt think kookmachine could be more of an assclown but here he is blownin our minds once again. the t shirt idea is unreal swellinfo needs to make them and pump them out they could put a surf cam in every city. id piss my pants laughing. theres to many epic words of wisdom for one t shirt they need a kookmachine series. i pull hindus on 23 footers brahh

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    Ill switch the tides...

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  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by superbust View Post
    Ill switch the tides...

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    air contest brah, ur chophops dont count

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    OMG after I laughed so hard I was crying trying to tell my wife that day in the life of Shred he come sin and makes me laugh even harder! Can we get some Shred Machine shirts made up? Maybe a tank top that says NJ Shred Machine surfs better than me.
    they need the overhead green man shirt, but bench pressing under the green wave lip

    shred till dead

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by trevolution View Post
    another one for you msh!tz

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    TURDVOLUTION! U Havent gotten over the ass beating you got huh?

  10. #40
    Six figs....in Trident Layers...