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  1. #121
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    ^^^Ha! "They're into some bad sh*t"..."You mean illegal sh*t"..."No, they're brains are wired wrong, they have no true understanding of the seas, they only live to get radical"

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    I had to register to show that I have found video evidence of NJShredderguythingmanstuff unfortunately it is not a video of him surfing.

    Makes perfect sense:
    1. From jersey
    2. Allegedly has a lot of money
    3. Jokes fall flat
    4. "hooks up with models"
    5. Always in the gym and say can put up 400

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXwKLbCcLqM

  3. #123
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    Classic post by our beloved Shredmachine!

    by: NJshredmachine

    Aloha i have been surfing for yearsi can help you...

    Aloha i have been surfing for yearsi can help you learn its easy i teach plenty of girls to surf big waves in NEW JERSEY! private massage me.

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    ^That was one of my favorites too, love the random use of "aloha"...pretty sure it was the only time he said it.

  5. #125
    WEll guys I hate to tell you this but NJshredmachine DID catch a 23 footer. I am a witness. He does have some pretty hot girlfriends as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by watchmyguns! View Post
    WEll guys I hate to tell you this but NJshredmachine DID catch a 23 footer. I am a witness. He does have some pretty hot girlfriends as well.
    I like your new screen name Shredmachine.

  7. #127
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    You know....I forgotten aboot his Ventnor Pier anecdote........Wow, this guy hails from the south(NJ)?? Maybe? Maybe not? The Ventnor Pier, huh. Well I guess that's a step-up from the Margate Pier.

    I'm more fascinated by all y'alls response to this dude rather than the myth himself. Take MTV's Jersey Shore, add a few misspellings and an icon is created. Well, I guess that is representative of today's society. Hey NJSHREDMACHINE, play this whole thing right and maybe you can get your own MTV series.

  8. #128
    he meant he works at six flags not makes six figs

    this is hilarious stuff!

  9. #129
    Quote Originally Posted by watchmyguns! View Post
    WEll guys I hate to tell you this but NJshredmachine DID catch a 23 footer. I am a witness. He does have some pretty hot girlfriends as well.
    Oh I see...I figured out your secret time traveling identity so you had to change your account? Sneaky. I'm curious, how do you know it was a 23 footer, and not 20 or 22 or 24? Seems like a pretty specific number for your one mythical wave. Did you get the tape measure and laser level out in the hurricane?

  10. #130
    Let me teach you some lessons on surfing son.. When you are getting barrelled by waves you measure them by their height. it goes all the way up from knee high to a NJ Double overheader.. When you are in the green room you dont need anything but your instincs to tell you the height. He was right..