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  1. #91
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    Just found this....

    Shred 2.jpg

  2. #92
    haha you guys are brutal on here.

    Whats the difference between girls from New Jersey and trash?


    Trash gets picked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeroevol View Post
    Just found this....

    Shred 2.jpg
    Oh damn that is funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Oh damn that is funny!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yes! +2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJshredmachine View Post
    I've never seen a bigger bunch of Internet nerds. You guys are computer nerds. Try actually getting off the Internet and working out, surf, cruise around the boardwalk, I mean seriously. Get a life guys...
    Our beaches don't have dirty boardwalks. We rely on the ocean and sand for entertainment.

  6. #96
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeroevol View Post
    Just found this....

    Shred 2.jpg
    Just ordered my own copy. Can't wait!

  7. #97
    Wow, thanks to the slow day at work I'm ashamed to say I clicked "view forum posts" and read through every one of Shreddy's gems. Actually I'm not ashamed, I haven't enjoyed something I read online that much in a long time.

    I have just one thing to add: Shred you forgot to mention you're a time traveler as well as all those other amazing things. There is a Defranco's gym in Wycoff, NJ... which is 2.5 hrs away from Atlantic City, where you claim to surf ("shotting venton pier" and all that)... You also claim to surf every day. I have a friend that set the world record for benching in his weight class a couple years back, and he was at the gym every day... so I can safely assume you must do that too in order to maintain your amazing strength. Now maybe it's possible for you to drive 3 hours a day while having time to make "6 figures" and post on a surf forum all day, and still find time to get shacked on "double overhead overhead" waves and bang your girlfrends in your gtr, but if that's the case you don't sleep at all, ever. Crack isn't cheap, nor gallons of 4 loko, and neither is racing your gtr 3 hours a day across nj with surf boards on the roof. Your self proclaimed "800 a week" can't cover that. The answer? You can travel in time. I'm surprised you haven't been bragging about that, it actually sounds kind of cool

  8. #98
    Quote Originally Posted by Willis55 View Post
    haha you guys are brutal on here.

    Whats the difference between girls from New Jersey and trash?


    Trash gets picked up
    do you know the difference between a girl from Jerksy and a bowling ball?



    you could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

  9. #99
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeroevol View Post
    Just found this....

    Shred 2.jpg
    hahahahaha!! I've never laughed so hard out loud at a forum thread on here before!

    SHRED, GET BACK ON HERE AND TELL US MORE! Is it possible that we can see a REAL PICTURE of you? Would you be willing to reveal what you look like? Not something you copy and paste from the internet....
    Last edited by Brode; Apr 30, 2013 at 10:41 PM.

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    Ya, 23 footer, i forgot!