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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    I can only speak for myself, but I want to know what a day in the life of NJshredmachine is like, no sarcasm.
    See Shred, you have a fan club on here!

    I'm not being sarcastic, I truly want to hear some stories

  2. #12
    #yolo brolo

  3. #13
    I'm not falling for this. I'm too busy making money to be messin with you redneck fools. Lets put it this way. Take everything you've accomplished in your life multiply it by 100 and you still won't come close. Questions?

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Brode View Post
    See Shred, you have a fan club on here!

    I'm not being sarcastic, I truly want to hear some stories
    There is actually video detailing the day of the NJShredmachine...

    here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QJ9i_o5vo

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by NJshredmachine View Post
    I'm not falling for this. I'm too busy making money to be messin with you redneck fools. Lets put it this way. Take everything you've accomplished in your life multiply it by 100 and you still won't come close. Questions?
    You're not making ****. You're just making a fool out of yourself.

  6. #16
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Hilton Head Island - OB, SD
    Posts
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    7am wrestle sharks
    8am pound beers
    9am paddle out, get shacked
    9:01am get shacked again
    9:02 call brah boys to grab the skis because the swell is building
    9:02.5 tow in and get pitted
    9:05 exit water. Pound beer
    9:06am tell jersey police to give You a donut and $&$$& off
    9:07am get pitted again
    9:10am bang your chick
    9:10.5am head back to the macking swell
    9:11am get super shacked
    9:12am get money
    9:13am spend money
    9:16am wrestle a shark
    9:17am get shacked
    9:18.5 bang your chick again
    9:19 interview with surfer mag
    9:20 smoke a blunt and bang your chick one last time

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by NJshredmachine View Post
    I'm not falling for this. I'm too busy making money to be messin with you redneck fools. Lets put it this way. Take everything you've accomplished in your life multiply it by 100 and you still won't come close. Questions?
    Can you PLEASE provide an example of just a couple of your accomplishments?

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post
    7am wrestle sharks
    8am pound beers
    9am paddle out, get shacked
    9:01am get shacked again
    9:02 call brah boys to grab the skis because the swell is building
    9:02.5 tow in and get pitted
    9:05 exit water. Pound beer
    9:06am tell jersey police to give You a donut and $&$$& off
    9:07am get pitted again
    9:10am bang your chick
    9:10.5am head back to the macking swell
    9:11am get super shacked
    9:12am get money
    9:13am spend money
    9:16am wrestle a shark
    9:17am get shacked
    9:18.5 bang your chick again
    9:19 interview with surfer mag
    9:20 smoke a blunt and bang your chick one last time
    hahah bangs chick for less then 1 minute

  9. #19
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
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    anywhere there is surf
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    falling out laughing...please we just gotta know what you accomplish in a typical NJshredster day
    Last edited by fl.surfdog; Apr 30, 2013 at 01:08 AM.

  10. #20
    My list of accomplishments?
    ? 24 and making 6 figs...i date models exclusively. I get barrelled weekly. I bench 4 bones. My car is the fastest on the block. I've got all designed threads. Even my tank tops for gym brahh.

    Now your turn. Silence... That's what I thought. POwned biatch!!!