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  1. #41
    I could read these posts all day! I cant believe this is even a legit thread. The Shredmachine clearly has his priorities out of sync. Banging your chick and hindus before getting in the water will give you sex legs. No one can overcome sex legs on 23 footers, they will crumble under the weight. I guess of course your the one getting it rammed up their ass like these fools, you dont get sex legs.
    For the record, I surfed 3 mornigns in a row about 1.5 weeks after Sandy in Atlantic City right in front of the Resorts hotel and casino. I had to be down there for a limousine industry trade show. Yes limos, no I do not get paid well. It was pretty damn fun surf. The waves there are definitely different than they are up here in NH. They do have a tendency to barrel more often for whatever reason. (Probly gotta look to bathymetry for that answer.)
    But the waves there were super fun, only two other guys were out all three days. the first day was kinda small, the second was good sizes but kinda messy and the third day was glassy off shore winds. It was pretty cold though. I had brought my 4/3 with me but kinda wished I had brought my winter suit due to ice cream headaches. I was a little apprehensive about how few people were because I was worried of hitting debris in the water. I was between two piers that had some god damage so I was concerned with getting impaled on like a piece of re-bar or something... but it didnt happen. It appeared one of the guys out with me was a local since I saw his red jeep cherokee there two days in a row with jersey plates. He only stayed about an hour both days. I'm assuming he had to work.
    But enough rambling... Jersey has different waves than NH. or Mass, but thats not necessarily to say they are better. We have our golden days up here too. Maybe spots are more fickle here too.
    Oh yeah... and no one cares about your pathetic life Shredmachine. It sounds like your compensating for something. and if your so rich, go hang out with Roy Stuart, buy one of his boards and get lost. I bet those will handle your 23 footers.

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    Hey macgregor did you shot the pier when you were there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemsonSurf View Post
    Bill,

    You've been gone for a while, welcome back! Can you believe this new breed of crazy we have around here these days? Used to be no one could rile a crowd up faster than the man from the south jetty. Now you sound like the voice of reason. Oh the times they are a-changin'. DirtyMomma doesn't hang around anymore after she started dating NJshredmachine. She thought it was love but we all knew what was happening... Poor girl. Nevertheless, welcome back to the good side.
    Thanks Clemson. Yeah, I don't know......I'm subdued these days. Alot more mellow. I can't explain it. Maybe I've learned the futility of arguing with twits. I don't know. Realize that this could be subject to change at anytime. What surprises me about today's Swellinfo forums is there's way more scrapping going on with way more derogatory, prejudicial-based insults going down. And no one's getting jailed or fined. Go figure. Maybe I was a pioneer like Rosa Parks?

    And to set the record straight, to the some of the others, I am not a troll. As Za Gaffer said, I'm "an opinionated jerk." Fair enough. I accept that. I actually believe in the garbage I spew(used to). I don't just go around "trolling" to get noticed. Actually Za Gaffer, I'm an "extremely opinionated total jerk." Actually y'all should discontinue the word, "Troll." Like would y'all complain to the boys on Fayette St. in West Baltimore aboot trolls? Can you imagine what kind of sissy they'd think y'all were?

    And Gruvi wasn't a "troll." He was just too nice of a guy in a cynical, mean world. And people had to give him problems for that. And y'all with the Swellinfo conspiracies. Constantly thinking people have twenty accounts and take on alternative identities. Jeez !! NJSHREDMACHINE played the Pauly D turned surfer bit and everytime he posts something gramatically correct everybody says, " COPY AND PASTE.....COPY AND PASTE.......another Swellinfo favorite accusation.

  4. #44
    so......has anybody in here actually surfed 365 people? i prefer to surf on boards. and I've probably only surfed on about 15 of them over the course of my life, not even close to 365

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTG5rvs9nzs I found a video of the Shredmachine getting shacked in Florida

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    Hey macgregor did you shot the pier when you were there?
    Hahaha... No, didnt shot the pier on that trip... I managed to start a Hindu orgy under it. They are so easy. But when the Shredmachine showed up we took off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by macgregorsmith View Post
    Hahaha... No, didnt shot the pier on that trip... I managed to start a Hindu orgy under it. They are so easy. But when the Shredmachine showed up we took off.
    Ha, excellent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by trevolution View Post
    so......has anybody in here actually surfed 365 people?
    I actually did surf a guy once... literally. But that's what I'd do when somebody dropped in on me one to many times... in my younger, more feisty days.