I keep going back and forth with this. This guy is either pulling our chains and it is one big con...or he is truly the dumbest box of rocks with access to a computer.
I read his comments and struggle with what I should be laughing at. I want it to be some dude that is really clever at portraying an egotistical idiot. The alternative is frightening.
Please come clean shred...tell us it is all a joke.
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May 4, 2013, 06:35 PM #1
May 4, 2013, 06:59 PM #2
I still think he is just a kid trollin. If this is an older members troll account, then they put a lot of effort into sounding like an idiot. Not just the post content, but the spelling and grammar mistakes are just magical.
Well, whatever the situation may be, he's achieved his goal. He's the latest "character" of great interest on this website. He has probably made some participants a bit envious when they realized mass exposure was as simple as mixing the Jersey Shore stereotype with the egotistical, North Jersey Wall Street worker. The amount of wonder he has cast upon the members of this forum is what is truely baffling, not whether he is "real" or an act. Because, yes, there are people like him in New Jersey, and to some extent, in other locales, too.
Of course, no one can blame him for being him. He's the product of a society dedicated to riches, quick buzzes, and the slow death of the written word. A "ME ME ME" culture of fast food and instant gratification, where the social media age has produced generations conditioned to think every minute detail of their lives is something to celebrate(i.e Twitter and Facebook posts mapping a person's daily whereabouts and dietary choices).
Whom should we condem? NJSHREDMACHINE or those who let this society degrade into the abyss? NJSM is just a product of his environment, and no Rogerian-based therapy can help.
May 4, 2013, 07:23 PM #4
Geez Paddington...gonna take about 3 solid days of good surfing to pull me out of the depression THAT post put me in. The truth can be painful.
Last edited by mushdoc; May 4, 2013 at 07:33 PM.
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May 4, 2013, 11:04 PM #6
ok let me break it down for you. Yankee = Southjettybill = paddingtonjeddybear = Dirtymamma = NJshredmachine = Roy Stewart = steve83
May 4, 2013, 11:14 PM #7
Yeah Studly, didn't you get in arguments and stomp off saying you were never coming back on here?
Dude, you and a few others have to put the crystal pipe down. You guys have this outlandish delusion of people having ten accounts and ten differing identities.
Yeah, I'm YourDirtyMother...........I spent weeks obtaining pictures of females surfing in Florida so I could post them on my Profile Gallery to fool people. What great satisfaction that gives me.
I don't know much aboot Roy and Steve.....though Roy just axed me a question an hour ago. Yes, I talk to myself on here with my multiple identities.........
C'mon dude, you are starting to sound like Ihatelongboarders. I thought you were better than that. Studly, I actually respect your intellect so this SWELLINFO IDENTITY CONSPIRACY is disappointing.
May 5, 2013, 12:11 AM #9
May 5, 2013, 12:30 AM #10
you guys can't take a joke?
and yeah buddy I'm a huge poseur.