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    fighting with nonlocals or southerners

    So yesterday I was quitly surfing with my pack of friends and a newbie comes over that has no business being around us. he sucks. And i mean cant get barrelled, no airs, nothing. So he starts running into my line and I come close to knocking his teeth out of his mouth but I chill out because I know what would happen. i would be in the papers, bosses find out, they are unhappy. blah blah. Working in the type of job (brokerage, investments, stocks) I cant get in that type of trouble like i always did back in the day. So, I have to leave my spot to leave room for this kookster to mess things up. Same things happen when I go down south. They have no clue whats going on and cant keep up with us. I guess its best to laugh at them in amusement. One even came up to my 2015 black range rover hse 3.0-liter supercharged V6; 4WD, eight-speed automatic 340 hp @ 6,500 rpm, 332 lb-ft @ 3,500 rpm to try to speak to me. kook land down there.

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    nice troll

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    More importanlty, could the kook newbie bench?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMoneyT View Post
    So yesterday I was quitly surfing with my pack of friends and a newbie comes over that has no business being around us. he sucks. And i mean cant get barrelled, no airs, nothing. So he starts running into my line and I come close to knocking his teeth out of his mouth but I chill out because I know what would happen. i would be in the papers, bosses find out, they are unhappy. blah blah. Working in the type of job (brokerage, investments, stocks) I cant get in that type of trouble like i always did back in the day. So, I have to leave my spot to leave room for this kookster to mess things up. Same things happen when I go down south. They have no clue whats going on and cant keep up with us. I guess its best to laugh at them in amusement. One even came up to my 2015 black range rover hse 3.0-liter supercharged V6; 4WD, eight-speed automatic 340 hp @ 6,500 rpm, 332 lb-ft @ 3,500 rpm to try to speak to me. kook land down there.
    A.) Shredmachine?

    B.) Sweet car bro. What's that get, like 14 mpg? You're now the king of SwellInfo.

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    Sorry you had to experience that BMT.

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    Yeah, brah, no need to resort to fisticuffs in that situation. Bosses don't like that sh!t when you're pulling down six figs. Just do what I do. Grab the next 23 footer, shott the pier, smoke them in a bench off and then bang their hindus on the beach. Problem solved.

    BTW, that sounds like a suite ride you've got there. I've got the 2016 model and it rocks. Needless I say more...

    Sent from my iWatch 8

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    ha I hear you valhallalla but its frustrating to see incompetence in the water. its simple to surf. simple. when you get guys that come out and can master it i just dont know what to do. my patients runs thin but its not the end of the world. I usually just tell them to move or else and all is good in the hood.

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    *yawn*

    this troll has been done before.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMoneyT View Post
    So yesterday I was quitly surfing .
    You have to have actually startedly surfed before you can quitly surf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBSCREWBY View Post
    You have to have actually startedly surfed before you can quitly surf.
    Money can't teach you grammar