Hey, at least you didn't try to take her out in the 8-10 foot New England swell next to a rock jetty for her first surf like some others around here do. Just sayin'
A) There's a shelf life to any joke and that one's just about expired, at least for the ability to throw it out each and every thread.
B) That was your 12th post brah. From lurker to ball breaker. Wow. At least the size of your nuts have an inverse relationship to your creativity.
3) Eat it. Tell me how it tasted. Then I'll make you eat it again. 8-10 times, brah.
What were the odds of that board breaking? Damn that sucks.
Not sure, but with the elements of newbie female and shallow ground, they're pretty good odds. Despite that, I handed off my board this morning to a chick who my buddy was teaching to surf because she was on a chip the first time out and it was one-footers at dawn and my board had more volume. We do it all for the nookie.
It's just a phrase, sparky. Easyyyyy.....bring it back from Defcon 5...
And btw age has nothing to do with maturity levels?
In Balto the waitresses call you 'hon'......heck, everyone up there calls you 'hon'.....just trying to keep you out of jail for trying to deck someone for calling you 'hon' when y'all visit Charm City.
Yeah, I have just heard aboot this Baltimore, "Hon," thing. I didn't know it was "their thing" until a few weeks ago. Wow, that place is really reaching for some noteriety.