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  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    You should probably stop reading surf forums then if it brings you down. Either that or just don't read my morose posts when you see a thread initiated by me.

    I had a blast this morning for 2.5 hours of dawn patrol with 3 buds and things got even better when I got digits from a looker chick that was floating on a board near me when my friends had to go to work and I stayed out later. Will also enjoy a few cold ones in the sand prior to the afternoon session today on a perfect beach day and hottest day of the year do far.

    Yeah, I have fun surfing at dawn, drinking beer on the beach, meeting new chicks in the water, and sucking less each day at physical/athletic (is that okay to classify surfing as?) endeavors due to full commitment and effort. Actually, those are all a $hitload of fun to me.
    say all you want about this guy. you gotta admire his stoke.
    he's a 30yr old grommit.

  2. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peajay4060 View Post
    say all you want about this guy. you gotta admire his stoke.
    he's a 30yr old grommit.
    Yeah, but what does he do for a living? He allegedly surfs 6 hours a day and has time to be on these boards nonstop writing 500 word essays about "surfing."

  3. #13
    Apparently, "he" has it together enough to be posted up on a quarter mile of beachfront at the moment surrounded by an unprecedented quantity of co-eds that an observer would think is the result of the Smokeshow Genome Project. That is, while you open that top desk drawer hunched over to pop double your prescribed dose of anti-anxiety meds due to your cubicle coffin.

    I'll have the decorum and appropriateness not to accept the invite to a **** measuring contest. Rest assured, my boss is a real a-hole but it's a perk of the job that I brush his teeth in the morning, feed him, and he is actually the one typing this message. He happens to both write my paychecks and cash them, too, since he is both the payer and the payee. That arrangement is the product of me staying awake and working to make that happen over the course of several years, while you and the rest of the world sleep at night. On the occasion that someone else issues my paycheck, they would happen to be in the entertainment business, specifically sports, and I'm one of the "clowns" in the "circus" that people come pay to see perform.

    I won't ask what you do for a living because it matters to me about as much as how many farts Rosie O'Donnell cuts in an average day matters to me. It doesn't. And it wouldn't change what I think or say of you if I did know what corporate entity indentures your servitude. Because after all, this is a surfing forum, and it's all about the fun, brah.

  4. #14
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    its was double over toe on the south shore and north shore today shredmaster

  5. #15
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    FYI Rosie O'Donnell rips 73.7 farts per day and on average every sixth one is a shart.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by cackedinri View Post
    its was double over toe on the south shore and north shore today shredmaster
    Erroneous on both accounts but there's plenty of cameltoe among these collegian & post-collegian phillies flocking the shore. Spring Break 2013 Masshole style.

    Oh wait, my hedonia was just disrupted by the lone pair of civil-unioned, crew cut fatties rubbing 6,000SPF on their respective back fat.

    Gotta say the people listening is amazing. Idiocracy script for sure. If I had any mental hard drive I've transcribe it for you guys.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    FYI Rosie O'Donnell rips 73.7 farts per day and on average every sixth one is a shart.
    Now THAT'S something. Got to take notice to such supernatural flatulence complimented by the orbital defecation. I recant prior claim and definitely care about this empirical data far, far more than the occupation/ovulation of [insert forgettable idiot forum denizen's name here].

  8. #18
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    this place is turning into the erBB, only with bigger words and complete sentences.

  9. #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by hanna View Post
    this place is turning into the erBB, only with bigger words and complete sentences.
    We can't let that happen, I need SI to get through the workday w/out losing my mind.

  10. #20
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    boston buoy 1.3 @ 6. please end the suspense and tell us what kind of sports entertainment you engage in. (STOMP is not sports entertainment)