and I just dont know what to do about it. It horrifies me. Goldens. They just love a water deuce. She even looks back at me like..."I know... I know... But I just....I have to."
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Thread: My dog poops in the ocean
Jun 14, 2013, 12:54 AM #1
My dog poops in the ocean
Jun 14, 2013, 01:00 AM #2
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- Turtle Island
Step on it to help it decompose maybe? Throw it a some touron?
Pick it up...barehanded, or maybe just keep the mut off the beach. What a Bullsh!t post!!!
Jun 14, 2013, 02:25 PM #4
Now I'm not one of those absolute douche bags who thinks they dictate what people post on here- THE SWELLINFO QUALITY CONTROL TEAM. But, this thread gets your mental juices flowing, huh? Really, what advice could a bunch of dumb surfers possibly be able to give to control a dog's urge to release his bowels on the beach? "Not only am I a surfer, but I'm an expert on dog's psyches concerning gastrointestinal matters. "
Arguing aboot whose state is better invokes deep-rooted pride and creates viable dialogue .....and maybe some insults aboot one's sexuality. It also brings to the surface peoples' prejudices and inner feelings. It's kind of therapeutic....
Manisses, first of all, I congratulate you on your breed of dog. Golden retrievers are the best people on the planet. That's a fact. Trust me. My dog would always move his bowels whenever he got on the beach. It happened every time.
So, if you know it's going to happen be prepared. Now, you say he's evacuating in the water? Well, here's a suggestion: Keep him leashed and on the sand until he defecates, pick it up in a bag, and let her loose(the dog). Then take the bag of excrement and bring it home with you and throw it at the garage of your least favorite neighbor.
And people please let's not use kindergarten words for moving one's bowels. Let us be a bit mature on here. All we need is for some non-surfing intellectual to happen by this site and see us saying, " Poop, poopy and doody." Thank you.
Jun 14, 2013, 03:52 PM #6
Yeah, OC&SC I need an editor, huh? Long-winded......... But my posts aren't as long as they appear because I use many a paragraphs because it is more visually appealing, and makes reading easier.
Thanks for the name approval. Oh, don't call me "bud," pal. Don't call me "pal," friend. Don't call me "friend," buddy.
Last edited by Paddington Jetty Bear; Jun 14, 2013 at 04:20 PM.
Jun 14, 2013, 01:52 AM #8My dog poops in the ocean
Jun 14, 2013, 02:37 PM #9
So do fish, whales, the navy, and about half the humans on the planet.[/QUOTE]
Just having a laugh gents.
Jun 14, 2013, 02:30 AM #10
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Sounds like its time to put the ***** down.
Last edited by ClemsonSurf; Jun 14, 2013 at 02:33 AM. Reason: *****=b!tch. I mean come on! It's a female dog!!!