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Thread: My dog poops in the ocean
Jun 14, 2013, 02:44 PM #11
Jun 14, 2013, 02:52 PM #12
Jun 14, 2013, 02:56 PM #13
Now I'm not one of those absolute douche bags who thinks they dictate what people post on here- THE SWELLINFO QUALITY CONTROL TEAM. But, this thread gets your mental juices flowing, huh? Really, what advice could a bunch of dumb surfers possibly be able to give to control a dog's urge to release his bowels on the beach? "Not only am I a surfer, but I'm an expert on dog's psyches concerning gastrointestinal matters. "
Arguing aboot whose state is better invokes deep-rooted pride and creates viable dialogue .....and maybe some insults aboot one's sexuality. It also brings to the surface peoples' prejudices and inner feelings. It's kind of therapeutic....
Manisses, first of all, I congratulate you on your breed of dog. Golden retrievers are the best people on the planet. That's a fact. Trust me. My dog would always move his bowels whenever he got on the beach. It happened every time.
So, if you know it's going to happen be prepared. Now, you say he's evacuating in the water? Well, here's a suggestion: Keep him leashed and on the sand until he defecates, pick it up in a bag, and let her loose(the dog). Then take the bag of excrement and bring it home with you and throw it at the garage of your least favorite neighbor.
And people please let's not use kindergarten words for moving one's bowels. Let us be a bit mature on here. All we need is for some non-surfing intellectual to happen by this site and see us saying, " Poop, poopy and doody." Thank you.
Jun 14, 2013, 03:15 PM #15
As long as she's not doing her business in close proximity to bathers I don't really see the issue. We pump tons of sewage into the ocean already. What's the harm of a dog deuce? Just teach her to do it when no one is watching.
Full disclosure, I too have a golden that has issues when it comes to the ocean. While he does not drop aquatic doggy heat, he does growl at little children while swimming in circles. If you tell him it's time to go he starts whimpering and growling at you. Must be the genes.
Jun 14, 2013, 03:35 PM #16Senior Member
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My husky does not like waves, kinda tweaks while I'm paddling out if he's with me...loves to play around in fresh water tho...likes to dump on terra firma.
Jun 14, 2013, 03:52 PM #17
Jun 14, 2013, 04:04 PM #18
Teach it to "retrieve" the golden log, and then dispose of it properly, any good Golden Retriever should already know how to do this though, must of gotten one of the slow ones.
Jun 14, 2013, 04:04 PM #19
I can get my dog to do his business beforehand or on the sand but the problem is once he hits the water for a few retrieves he gets bum rushed with a XL sized milkshake explosion. And, I'm not talking about a stiff azz frozen Wendy's frosty. Nothing short of a dredge hose could get even half of the brown tide he creates.
Yeah, OC&SC I need an editor, huh? Long-winded......... But my posts aren't as long as they appear because I use many a paragraphs because it is more visually appealing, and makes reading easier.
Thanks for the name approval. Oh, don't call me "bud," pal. Don't call me "pal," friend. Don't call me "friend," buddy.
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