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  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by banman View Post
    Guys my wiener is still stuck in my board, what can I use to get it out without dissolving my *****?
    Sex wax of course.

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by banman View Post
    Guys my wiener is still stuck in my board, what can I use to get it out without dissolving my *****?
    blowtorch and some tweezers, son.


  3. #43
    Just wax the bottom of your feet.

  4. #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by hanna View Post
    i think you're over-thinking it.
    I'd say so too, I thought maybe this was a joke at first.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    I like to lay my board on the pavement in front of the front tire of my truck, strategicaly place several whole chunks of wax, then drive over it a few times. It really smooshes in the wax and leaves tire patterns for better grip while doing air reverses.
    LMAO. +1 for Zippy.

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    I thought maybe this was a joke at first.
    I thought so too, but when he mentioned his techniques were good for riding 23 foot barrels, I realized this kid knew what he was talking about.

    That's why I've since switched to his swirly technique. I think my waxing procedure might have been holding me back.

  7. #47
    I draw ****s. When the board is fully waxed, it's just ****s on ****s on ****s.

    Also, I wax the bottom, fins, and leash. You know, more ****s.

  8. #48
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    Oh snap! Every time I need to laugh I can count on this forum. You guys are hilarious. Keep it up. Wax on wax off! LOL Hey when are they gona make wax that doesn't rub my nipples raw?

  9. #49
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    Just let them rub off dude, life is sooo much easier without them.

  10. #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by unsalted View Post
    Oh snap! Every time I need to laugh I can count on this forum. You guys are hilarious. Keep it up. Wax on wax off! LOL Hey when are they gona make wax that doesn't rub my nipples raw?
    Just cover them with those pasty things strippers use