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    NJShreadMachine Spotted Riding a 30ft Whale Shark


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    Haha... The comments at the bottom of that story are hilarious! It's amazing how little people know about things... They have know idea what a whale shark is and thought the kid was going to get bit. If I had a chance to swim with a 30' whale shark I'd do it in a heart beat. A 6' bull shark, not so much.

    I pretty sure Shred Machine was steering the shark up to NJ so he could put it in his $20 Million, 2,000,000 gallon fish tank that he has in his guest house

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    They have excursions down in Mexico to swim these. NYNJ, I second that, I would do it in a heart beat!! I'll leave the bull shark for NJShred

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeroevol View Post
    They have excursions down in Mexico to swim these.
    What can't you do in Mexico? LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    What can't you do in Mexico? LMAO
    "You want to see a donkey show?"
    pretty much sums up Mexico :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indirect View Post
    "You want to see a donkey show?"
    pretty much sums up Mexico :P
    Reminds me of a movie, um, ever seen Clerks 2?


    Elias: [Elias is wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!

    Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?

    Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.

    Sexy Stud: You're kidding.

    Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?

    Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?

    Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.

    Sexy Stud: Hey, F*cko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

    Randal Graves: Intriguing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    Reminds me of a movie, um, ever seen Clerks 2?


    Elias: [Elias is wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!

    Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?

    Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.

    Sexy Stud: You're kidding.

    Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?

    Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?

    Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.

    Sexy Stud: Hey, F*cko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

    Randal Graves: Intriguing.


    Freaking love that movie. Trying to get my girlfriend to watch the movie with me...followed by Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. :P

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    How Does one go about joining the njshredmachine fan club?
    Is there an application ?

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    If you can't bench at least 295 three times don't even ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    Needless, you say more?