"But Mommy, I wanna go to Camp Woodward so I can learn to shred!"
"Trev, why can't you just skateboard in da hood like all your super hard gangsta friends?"
"Mommy, I wanna go!"
"Fine. I'll send you. Bu you better learn to rip. And don't let any counselors touch your naughty places."
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Jun 18, 2013, 09:55 PM #51
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Jun 18, 2013, 10:04 PM #53
I found some more footy of you and your homey's ripping
Jun 19, 2013, 12:02 PM #54
its my personal belief that unless a sponser is willing to pay for my beer for the entirety of my life, or just literally buy me a new board on the spot im not down. Contest surfing is cool, but its not my vibe and I think the over-commercialization of surfing is whats killing it's soul right now.
additionally i think most sponsored surfers are just whores, and many of the pro-surfer wanna-bes in and around the w.b. area are just looking for a pimp.
Granted, i have never been offered a surf sponser, but i have declined skate sponsers before for being really corporate and gay. Sorry bud, i mean if you think im a mouthy *****, come surf with me. My number is posted.
Jun 19, 2013, 12:05 PM #55
In order to be a good skater, or surfer, in my opinion, (or at least the kind that I think are good) you have to lose your fear, have a deathwish, and WANT to die on a board.
Jun 19, 2013, 12:06 PM #56
Jun 19, 2013, 12:07 PM #57
Jun 19, 2013, 12:11 PM #58
If i advertised it as "THE BEST SKATE FOOTAGE OF ALL TIME" then thats fine to talk **** about the limited amounts of skating in the advertisement.
But no, i just spent five minutes filming 2 runs and ranting about obama with my bud mo, landed a couple 270-fakie pop feebles, an indy air, and messed up once on a 360-flip to rock. Considering I doubt you can even 360 flip on or off a ramp, and most likely cant even land a 360 on a surf-board, i would be hesitant to mock someone that your too much of a lil ***** to even give ur phone number to.
Ny-nj, why are you afraid to surf.skate in person? We can have someone film it, considering if it's not footy its fiction? I bet you $100 right now that your too ***** to meet up in person. Come on man! thats 100 bux just for not being a *****! i know its hard for you, but you can at least try!
Jun 19, 2013, 12:16 PM #59
^as you can see ny-nj even in 8th grade, i could PROBABYL bust a front side air on a skateboard better that you have hope of doing on any board. One real picture or video of you on or off a board would be nice. Otherwise i guess your just some little 12 year old kid, living in some ****ty part of post-industrial jersey or newyork right after the gw or tap. bridge, crying because he never had the foresight to wash dishes and go to woodward. Tis fine me lassy, words don't hurt me. Especially when their from an ignorant pompous ass such as yourself, with no sense how the proletariat world works.
Jun 19, 2013, 12:18 PM #60
This one is for you Ny-NJ and e-rock. Just stay on the path of righteousness boys, and don't let the internet bring ya down. Also, watch out for those orange envelopes if you end up on w.b.!