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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by aka pumpmaster View Post
    its no joke. many guards in the mid-atlantic are laxer bros who know very little about the ocean.
    I mean it was like a Borat skit

  2. #22
    He is the last person they should have at the pier of all places. The only place with a quicker rip is the jetty, but luckily that is a surfing area, the pier isn't. Also, what is with the flippers? They never used to use those.

  3. #23
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    Only thing missing was him reading his lifeguarding 101 manual:
    1) Grab torp and flippers
    2) Run to water's edge
    3) Put flippers on.

    You get the gist.

  4. #24
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    That guy was gassed by the time he got a mouthful of the sandbar.

    Putting flippers on? Forward jump/walking in flippers? Man alive. That was pure awful.

    I bet he plays a mean defensive middie though. Must look pretty good showing the tan guns off in a lax penny when he hits the keg party after work.

  5. #25
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. VA tax dollars hard at work

    Quote Originally Posted by Manisses View Post
    That guy was gassed by the time he got a mouthful of the sandbar.

    Putting flippers on? Forward jump/walking in flippers? Man alive. That was pure awful.

    I bet he plays a mean defensive middie though. Must look pretty good showing the tan guns off in a lax penny when he hits the keg party after work.

  6. #26
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    LOL..That dude would DIE here in So Cal. So would all the kooks in the water needing to be rescued!

  7. #27
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    May 2013
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    Virginia Beach
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    Can I get my tax money back.....

    Hey at least he didn't run anyone over in his truck to get there.... oh wait that was Sandbridge.

  8. #28
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    Not in much of a hurry. Pretty red and yellow swim fins, for all the good they did him.

  9. #29
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    Nov 2009
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    Quote Originally Posted by DosXX View Post
    Not in much of a hurry. Pretty red and yellow swim fins, for all the good they did him.
    brand is called "da fin", out of hawaii. actually a really good flipper, despite it's association w/ the goon in the video. highly favored by hawaiian guards & bodysurfers like mark cunningham.