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Thread: Post your weekend scoring
Jul 3, 2013, 05:57 AM #21
To the OP, While it's great to hear about what kind of waves people scored over the weekend, can you please stop posting so frequently. And especially these "Post your scores" threads. Dude, nobody's scoring points, it's surfing, we're out there to have fun.
Try listening, instead of puking out all your so-called knowledge, you are new to surfing, learn from people who have surfed for a long time and stop thinking you know everything. Not trying to be a d!ck, trying to help you out...although you try to come off as real intelligent with your long posts, anybody who surfs can see right through it and realizes that you are a beginner.
Just my $.02. This is not meant to be a personal attack. Happy 4th everyone. Stay off my wave!
Jul 4, 2013, 04:57 PM #23
Hey scumbag, it's no secret to anyone I'm a beginner. I say it all the time anyway. What surfing knowledge am I "puking"? I ask questions, a lot of them. Will I have commentary on surfing as well? Of course. I'm out there every day and therefore have experiences of my own to reflect on. I thank the vets on here endlessly for what I learn from them.
"Scores" are not implied to be a numerical tally and I'd think you'd know this based on your use of "what kind of waves people scored over the weekend". The point of this thread is clearly (to anyone with an IQ over 67) to have others share their positive and fun experiences during the brief instances of good summer waves we have to wait for and celebrate when they do come around. I'm genuinely enthused for everyone here having good waves and good times on such days and every day and I make that clear.
Not sure if your dog died today or something worse happened to you, but I hope everything's ok. If you're not misdirecting any tragic grief my way and it's simply a result of a piss-poor disposition on life, then you're a sad, sad man. I'll continue poisoning your eyes with my posts because I enjoy this forum and do contribute to it in different ways. It's not my fault you got picked on in childhood, and high school, and college (if you even went), and young adulthood, and today, but I'd still break your board in front of everyone on the beach and laugh in your pouty little face if you ever talked like this to me in person. Go piss into strong onshore winds, brah.
Jul 4, 2013, 05:30 PM #25
I thought your point was that I pose as a surfing veteran despite being a beginner...on a forum that's got a very easy to use "search" function to see that I am a beginner if it were ever implied otherwise, which it's not.
What was your point again genius boy?
Jul 4, 2013, 06:00 PM #27
Since I'm eager to learn new things, by all means, tell me how my current understanding of multiple swells is faulty. It's a topic I've had to look into greatly, because my beach break often has good 1st swells ruined by doubling-up from others. If I was incorrect, then I'll enjoy getting clarity on this topic since it applies to my everyday surfing. Any angst in that multiple swell post was directed at the OP who made fun of wounded warriors, and I'll never understand that.
I joined 3 months ago. And, yes, I post every day. On a variety of surfing and non-surfing topics. Didn't even know I was listed as a "senior member" as I don't look at that fine print under our headings and what would any title be worth when it's dependent on a number of posts that any troll could make? Apparently, that gets you self-conscious about any threat to your long-standing throne here on SI. Don't worry, brah. You can keep the Burger King crown on your head and scepter in your hand. This isn't a pissing or biggest junk contest, you can have those. I'm just happy to be here.
Good to see you're self-promoting. Most people aren't and it's why they're not fun to be around as they don't feel good about themselves. While not every post I make on here is sugar-coated, most of them are in good spirit. I've got a hard time believing you're a happy person when 4/5 of your posts are berating someone or something. You didn't throw a little jab my way earlier today, it was a comprehensive post judging me from top to bottom. You might like being someone else's biotch, but that doesn't fly on my end. And yes, I'll still break your board Scotty.
Jul 4, 2013, 06:04 PM #28
words words words. more words. shot. pier. hindu. self-loathing posters.
(Trying to boost my post count so I can be a message board king like cocki barrels!!!)
Fellows, please stop arguing. I'm aboot to cry. You guys need to read The Great Brain Goes to the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald. Spicoli, Koki is a man of resepct around here so please treat accordingly. He's one smooth, dude.
How aboot posting aboot not-scoring.......like yesterday. Aww man, it was just so bad. It's badness was accentuated by the decent bubs that had been pouring through in previous days. Man, I was just shootin my board towards shore. Trying to ride backwards. Pushing my board out to sea while I played Mark Cunnigham and Jaques Costeu(No I ain 't French so if I muffed the dude's name, so be it.) Chasing my board towards shore was the biggest thrill of the day. I did get a good pizza last night though.
On a happier note: Lets hear it for the water temps !!! APPLAUSE NOW..........Mid to uppper 50's in Nueve Yersey, you just can't ax for more. Like, there was no one in the water when I was oot yesterday. Not a soul. And the past week was pretty sparse considering the time of year with surfin' waves o' plenty. Me likey.