Don't worry Zman. If you want more boards, emancipate yourself, have BCN's family adopt you and give you handouts to everything you could ever want and possibly earn on your own. Prepare for an entire shift in your hierarchy of values though. At least you'll have more boards though on the free and will eventually have a cattle ranch in Hingham, MA with playoff season tickets to the Celtics. Oh, and get prepared to act out role-playing games in the backyard with him as he simulates naval wartime situations.