My daddy is a naval commander and I want to be just like him and go to officer candidate school but wounded warriors are a joke! Oh yeah, and I've had everything in my life handed to me but why don't I feel like a real man?
The [insert apocalyptic force] is tearing our world apart and taking over our government!
I don't have the dedication or care to develop my paddling skills nor do I have the patience to work my way out the back. How can I buy a WaveJet?
I'm 7'4" tall and 394 lbs, will this 5'4 fish float me?
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Thread: Occupy swell info
Jul 8, 2013, 06:57 AM #11
Last edited by EmassSpicoli; Jul 8, 2013 at 07:00 AM.
What about ..
Boohoo.. .. swellinfo didn't exactly predict this particular swell/wind scenario for my particular break...
Jul 8, 2013, 08:32 PM #13
Report From Fema Zone 2
Hey man, F.E.M.A Zone 2 is getting real hotboy right about now. I hope things are going better up north, but somehow I doubt it. Big Brother is altering everything, and Im starting to go a little crazy, but I know the Family touched me, and I believe in Jesus. Hey, even John the Baptist went crazy. Oh yea, I did some time down here. Down at county prison. They look more crowded then ever. I got there by getting too drunk on the fourth of July, and trying to skateboard home. Some pig that didn’t like me for screwing his girlfriend last Friday pulled me, and threw a bag over my head. I tried to fake an asthma attack to go to the hospital like Abbie Hoffman, but the paramedics knew I was full of ****. I don’t remember much, but I just kept screaming about my “constitutional 1st amendment rights” or something. I was only in there for a day, and I got a good lawyer now but long story short they got my prints and my name in their system. Oh Boy. You know what Phillip K. **** Says. “Never get on their radar” or something. Things are heating up, have you seen the weather? Something about dual Jetstream’s. Its still kinda a free country, for now.
P.S. if you ever get taken to jail, don’t get the T.B. shot, who knows whats in it at this point, plus you don’t get thrown in general pop and get to meditate in your cell. You only get let out one hour every three days however.
Jul 8, 2013, 08:33 PM #14
Jul 8, 2013, 08:38 PM #15
Jul 8, 2013, 09:02 PM #16
I got ticketed on my lonboard for "Illegal use of the highway by a pedestrian." 60 buck fine. Total BS.
Jul 8, 2013, 09:02 PM #17
I'm honored, thanks. I never was a regular poster, once in awhile whilst checking the forecast I would see an intriguing thread and post. I did make that thread about spot sharing and claimed it the reason this forum is useless though..........so.....yeah..... Hope all is well with everyone and everyone has their small wave crouch dialed in!
Last edited by bubonicphoniks; Jul 8, 2013 at 09:04 PM.
Jul 8, 2013, 09:05 PM #18
"HE IS RISEN!"
Dont be a stranger BP.
Jul 8, 2013, 10:35 PM #19
Jul 8, 2013, 10:41 PM #20
Good job on being an idiot, trev.