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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Kahuna Kai View Post
    You left out a few things:

    the crowds are so bad, woe is me

    this mean guy yelled at me for dropping in on him, here's the video, was I in the wrong

    SUP v. cyclist v. shortboarder v. longboarder v. hydro foiler v. skater v. conspiracy theorists, who wins?
    Couple more:

    My daddy is a naval commander and I want to be just like him and go to officer candidate school but wounded warriors are a joke! Oh yeah, and I've had everything in my life handed to me but why don't I feel like a real man?

    The [insert apocalyptic force] is tearing our world apart and taking over our government!

    Frack you!

    I don't have the dedication or care to develop my paddling skills nor do I have the patience to work my way out the back. How can I buy a WaveJet?

    I'm 7'4" tall and 394 lbs, will this 5'4 fish float me?
    Last edited by EmassSpicoli; Jul 8, 2013 at 06:00 AM.

  2. #12
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    What about ..
    Boohoo.. .. swellinfo didn't exactly predict this particular swell/wind scenario for my particular break...

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by trevolution View Post
    got arrested for skateboarding and sent to county prison. Happy fourth guys!
    Chapter 14
    Report From Fema Zone 2

    Hey man, F.E.M.A Zone 2 is getting real hotboy right about now. I hope things are going better up north, but somehow I doubt it. Big Brother is altering everything, and Im starting to go a little crazy, but I know the Family touched me, and I believe in Jesus. Hey, even John the Baptist went crazy. Oh yea, I did some time down here. Down at county prison. They look more crowded then ever. I got there by getting too drunk on the fourth of July, and trying to skateboard home. Some pig that didn’t like me for screwing his girlfriend last Friday pulled me, and threw a bag over my head. I tried to fake an asthma attack to go to the hospital like Abbie Hoffman, but the paramedics knew I was full of ****. I don’t remember much, but I just kept screaming about my “constitutional 1st amendment rights” or something. I was only in there for a day, and I got a good lawyer now but long story short they got my prints and my name in their system. Oh Boy. You know what Phillip K. **** Says. “Never get on their radar” or something. Things are heating up, have you seen the weather? Something about dual Jetstream’s. Its still kinda a free country, for now.

    P.S. if you ever get taken to jail, don’t get the T.B. shot, who knows whats in it at this point, plus you don’t get thrown in general pop and get to meditate in your cell. You only get let out one hour every three days however.

    _bob thomson

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by trevolution View Post
    Chapter 14
    Report From Fema Zone 2

    Hey man, F.E.M.A Zone 2 is getting real hotboy right about now. I hope things are going better up north, but somehow I doubt it. Big Brother is altering everything, and Im starting to go a little crazy, but I know the Family touched me, and I believe in Jesus. Hey, even John the Baptist went crazy. Oh yea, I did some time down here. Down at county prison. They look more crowded then ever. I got there by getting too drunk on the fourth of July, and trying to skateboard home. Some pig that didn’t like me for screwing his girlfriend last Friday pulled me, and threw a bag over my head. I tried to fake an asthma attack to go to the hospital like Abbie Hoffman, but the paramedics knew I was full of ****. I don’t remember much, but I just kept screaming about my “constitutional 1st amendment rights” or something. I was only in there for a day, and I got a good lawyer now but long story short they got my prints and my name in their system. Oh Boy. You know what Phillip K. **** Says. “Never get on their radar” or something. Things are heating up, have you seen the weather? Something about dual Jetstream’s. Its still kinda a free country, for now.

    P.S. if you ever get taken to jail, don’t get the T.B. shot, who knows whats in it at this point, plus you don’t get thrown in general pop and get to meditate in your cell. You only get let out one hour every three days however.

    _bob thomson

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNypbmPPDco

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by trevolution View Post
    Pps. I Have a dream however, where there is free energy for everybody and nobody has any guns. All there is, is good vibrations coming from the ocean waves and the musical instruments dotting the shoreline. Ocean-Indentured sovereign communities of independent artificial reefs located in international waters. Solar power is the key gentlemen! Let me know if anybody is down to help dream. The technology is out there, all we need is a little elbow Greece.

  6. #16
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    I got ticketed on my lonboard for "Illegal use of the highway by a pedestrian." 60 buck fine. Total BS.

  7. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manisses View Post
    Boys! Hope the holiday was a good one. Catching up on some time away I have noticed:

    Emasscharliesheehan is still occupying swell info with outrageous amounts of knowledge dropping, often at odd hours.

    Gaffer is officially a missing person.

    My man buboniks is long gone.

    Southjettybill is still hosting a private discussion on the comments section of his photos. I'm tempted to say a quick what up.

    Archy has run out of his paranoia meds.(kidding arch, I agree more than I disagree)

    People are still struggling with the duck dive
    And finally,
    I got some pretty good waves last weekend. Big and lumpy, but fun. Kind of like the first time I got laid.

    I'm honored, thanks. I never was a regular poster, once in awhile whilst checking the forecast I would see an intriguing thread and post. I did make that thread about spot sharing and claimed it the reason this forum is useless though..........so.....yeah..... Hope all is well with everyone and everyone has their small wave crouch dialed in!
    Last edited by bubonicphoniks; Jul 8, 2013 at 08:04 PM.

  8. #18
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    "HE IS RISEN!"

    Dont be a stranger BP.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Manisses View Post
    I got ticketed on my lonboard for "Illegal use of the highway by a pedestrian." 60 buck fine. Total BS.
    Well, brah...if you were cross-stepping and cruising at 55mph...

  10. #20
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    Good job on being an idiot, trev.