Didn't have my baggies with me, only a pair of gym shorts. Luckily it was in a wildlife refuge, so only the critters were laughing. Had to widen my stance every time a wave would break on my back so it wouldn't pull them down to my ankles. Have surfed on shrooms back in the day, but not naked. We were all laughing too much to catch many waves. I would not recommend it.
Matapalo CR, giant sneaker set came from nowhere. Lip hit me in the back while trying to duck dive. pulled trunks off but caught them with my toes. several more reamed me and the last one hit just outside me and blew me on the beach. I was nekkid but had my trunks in a gorilla grip with my toes.