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  1. #31
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    sick skrillex song ya brody, fu*king goddamn s*it c*ck sucker fu*k s*it **** weed

  2. #32
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    i hope someone beats the living **** out of you just because your from jersey and are what you call an absolute stereotypical jersey shore kooky fruit cake

  3. #33
    Skrillex sucks

  4. #34
    But day new JLo joint is off da hook!

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyplayerforever View Post
    Anyone had to take out a couple of southern tourist lately? one got in my lineup with the big boys today.. now he has less teeth..Cant understand when they come up here and kill my wave.
    Yeah, you sum'en'ah b!tch, my son the ShredMachine got into a fight with a queer earlier this year and escaped from the 5.0.

    He came back to his mom's house while I was all up in it...

    ...yeah, I know, I didn't learn after the first time, but P is P,
    Is it not?

    Anyways, I knocked your chicklets down your throat....

    Don't you remember, you waste of my sac?

  6. #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyplayerforever View Post
    Anyone had to take out a couple of southern tourist lately? one got in my lineup with the big boys today.. now he has less teeth..Cant understand when they come up here and kill my wave.
    Did you bust some teef or just bust a move, fat buoy?

  7. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post
    Oh man, Jersey Player got you southern guys, huh? Dang, he got youse guys good. Woo hooo !!

    Man, he left youse guys reeling, unable to formulate a good comeback. Snap.

    Youse guys just can't hang with the Jersey dogs. Ha ha, I bet y'all can't even get steroids. LOL. Losers.

    Youse guys probably don't even have enough scratch to buy a decent gold chain. LOL. Yeah, your confederate currency ain't no good anymore.

    Hey, eat any good squirel brains, lately? LOL. oh man.........

    Hey y'all, put on your cut-off Levi shorts, a Lynyrd Skynyrd tank top, Skoal hat, and head out into the woods to go tick collectin'. LOL
    This killed me hahaha

  8. #38
    [QUOTE=Kahuna Kai;177563]What right minded god fearin southerner would vacation in Jersey?

    LOL

  9. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyplayerforever View Post
    Anyone had to take out a couple of southern tourist lately? one got in my lineup with the big boys today.. now he has less teeth..Cant understand when they come up here and kill my wave.
    How do you stay on your board with all that sun tan oil all over you?

  10. #40
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    [QUOTE=LazyE;270332]
    Quote Originally Posted by Kahuna Kai View Post
    What right minded god fearin southerner would vacation in Jersey?

    LOL
    his name is wayne and he lives in a van.u were warned