I honestly thought Salt Life was a fishing thing originally and didn't pay much attention to it. Then I started seeing it everywhere, so I now put it on the level of OBX, Life is Good, and the family of stick figures.
Dude, Cosmo's in Southern Shores starting selling slices when I lived there. One day I was in a hurry and grabbed two. HOLY MACKREL, this stuff was a solid 8.5 on the pizza scale. They always made a decent pie, but damn these slices were off-the-hook. Of course, I didn't get a whole pizza, only two slices, and the stuff was going richter. Yes, I am ku kuu bananas over pizza. The food of the gods.
Thanks Goosemagoo and Seldom Seen. I'm available for Bar Mitzvahs, weddings and childrens birtday parties. Hey someone get me a publishing deal and you're all set. Or send me $19.95 and I'll start producing a crude magazine(as in production value not content).
Oh smack, Transworld Surf died. This month's issue is their last. I warned that smug son ***** that his magazine sucked and he was resting on a boring format of lame travel articles detailing pre-trip logistics and boring pro surfer interviews. Man, I don't care what board some dude rode at the Pipe Masters. Ya dig? I want to hear aboot alcoholism and illigitimate children.......and STD's. Even their letters-to-the-editor sucked, where Cote got to shine by trying to outwit 10-year-olds with Family Guy-esque tangents.
I'm not real well traveled. Only international journies were to Canada, but I have been along the east coast and all of the Gulf states out to California. Some places I was very familiar with.
Like, I used to listen to BCN in Boston just like Emass. I've even been to Mystic, CT with Portugese Pizza Parlors. I need to hit the Mid west and PNW. But I have eaten in Alabaman Sambos back in the late 1970's - early 1980's and learned my first cuss word in Texas. I was educated in Southern California's public and private schools from grade 2 to grade 6 where I learned how to draw constellations and pick on people. Actually the private school was good, the public one was a joke. I mean a joke.......