Hey emass, I'm pretty sure nobody idolizes me and I ain't no swami of the west, although I have surfed there. Kookfest.
You're thinking of this guy:
I mostly just try not to follow this guy's act:
Someone on this forum once did me the favor of saying,
"ZaGaffer is the biggest piece of trash on this site. Look at every single discussion thread and I guarantee this idiot is on there somewhere trying to act like he is Kelly Slater, gifting all of us with his presence. Bro, you clearly have no life as you post essay length replies to every single thread on the site. You spend more time talking about surfing on a website than you do actually surfing...and you live in San Diego. I also guarantee you surf like Tourmaline everyday and Blacks "is just too scary for you and your longboard" "Dont come on this board and ask"? Who do you think you are man? I also would bet you live on the east side of 5 with all the other high sock, straight brim, low life's riding around on dirt bikes. Kill yourself"
He was right about one thing, I'm a not a nice person; but I work on that.
But, I do think of a lot of the people on this forum as genuine friends. Admittedly, I don't really know em, but what difference does that make?
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Thread: Emass: Most Prolific Poster?
Jul 27, 2013, 08:38 PM #131
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Jul 28, 2013, 01:24 AM #135
Jul 28, 2013, 01:33 AM #136
Gaffer, I'm loungin from 4hrs of driving in the last 10 with 3hrs of surfing in between that so I'll have to shelf your latest love letter (along with your other autobiography I've yet to peruse) for that next trip to the throne. I crushed a huge brunch in between sessions today so I should be hitting the john soon. Will let you know if I get to your manifestos if I don't pick up the issue of Field & Stream instead.
Jul 28, 2013, 01:42 AM #137
Jul 28, 2013, 01:51 AM #138
Jul 28, 2013, 02:25 AM #139
this thread is awesome. I'm not going to read any of this sh*t, but it's awesome to just look at. Like staring out to sea, so much... of nothing.
Jul 28, 2013, 03:44 AM #140
what a waste of server space.
anybody surf RI last night? magical. rainbows, sunset, newport bridge lit up in the background. i shed a tear. i salute all of you who shared this moment with me.