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  1. #131
    Quote Originally Posted by JTS View Post
    I always wondered "who listens to the guys who have more posts on SI than waves ridden in their life?"
    Apparently more than you'd like to think. My wave count is getting up there. The first several hundred weren't very long rides but they're good & plenty now brah! Close to even with posts now.

  2. #132
    Gaffer, I'm loungin from 4hrs of driving in the last 10 with 3hrs of surfing in between that so I'll have to shelf your latest love letter (along with your other autobiography I've yet to peruse) for that next trip to the throne. I crushed a huge brunch in between sessions today so I should be hitting the john soon. Will let you know if I get to your manifestos if I don't pick up the issue of Field & Stream instead.

  3. #133
    Quote Originally Posted by Koki Barrels View Post
    are your fingers on crack cocaine?
    Ya brah, that futile one-liner makes about as much sense as a mesh umbrella and fireproof matches. Keep persevering though, your comedy and sarcasm can only go up from here.

  4. #134
    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Okay Douche!
    You're quick, and clever. Maybe you can start a secret society called DENSA where the selectivity is high, with qualifying IQ between 66-74 (roughly half of MENSA requirements for your half of a brain).

  5. #135
    this thread is awesome. I'm not going to read any of this sh*t, but it's awesome to just look at. Like staring out to sea, so much... of nothing.

  6. #136
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    what a waste of server space.

    anybody surf RI last night? magical. rainbows, sunset, newport bridge lit up in the background. i shed a tear. i salute all of you who shared this moment with me.


  7. #137
    Quote Originally Posted by cackedinri View Post
    what a waste of server space.

    anybody surf RI last night? magical. rainbows, sunset, newport bridge lit up in the background. i shed a tear. i salute all of you who shared this moment with me.

    Embedding videos ain't exactly server conservation. All hip-hop needs to be first approved by Erock before appearing on SI threads.

    Was in RI this morning and word was Friday night was bomb. Saturday was doable if it hadn't been over-crowded. There's a real variance in function of crowds and lineups no matter where you go and it's a definite drag when it's not conducive to enjoyment. Better than nothing though and the red crap in the water wasn't terrible this time. Last weekend was a different story, but then again the waves and sunset you describe were present then too.
    Last edited by EmassSpicoli; Jul 28, 2013 at 06:31 AM.

  8. #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    You're quick, and clever. Maybe you can start a secret society called DENSA where the selectivity is high, with qualifying IQ between 66-74 (roughly half of MENSA requirements for your half of a brain).
    My dik is clever in your moms mouth

  9. #139
    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Just drove by the break after washing down a pound of tuna sashimi with a pound of froyo and was delighted to see it pumping. Holy schitt!! Dozen heads in the lineup. Swell is good. Gonna sprint home & grab the board & show those stiffs in excessive neoprene what power surfing is.
    This here tells me your priorities are all fluxed up, son.

    Get about 10 years under your belt and then you'll realize why people roll their eyes when they hear some guy who's been surfing for a couple months talking like he's a vet.

    Just my $.02.

    Not meant to be a personal attack, your a good turd Emass, just need to lay off the meth.

  10. #140
    Quote Originally Posted by Koki Barrels View Post
    This here tells me your priorities are all fluxed up, son.

    Get about 10 years under your belt and then you'll realize why people roll their eyes when they hear some guy who's been surfing for a couple months talking like he's a vet.

    Just my $.02.

    Not meant to be a personal attack, your a good turd Emass, just need to lay off the meth.
    Kenny Powers, you were EXCELLENT in This Is The End. Your exit speech when getting exiled from the house gave me hypoxia, 8-minute abs, and made me piss my wetsuit (hit the cinema right after a sunset sesh). Your EBAD series is masterful.

    Let me know your suggestions for reclassification of my priorities. I'm a lifelong learner and will always be a progress work. One of my strongest beliefs is that one needs to have their hierarchy of priorities fully congruent with their core values. If you're talking about my voracious seafood consumption, I gotta get my omegas and whole food protein. I'm watching the mercury content brah. The froyo is all-natural and with pure granola, flax, and sliced fruit added, it's a hearty meal in itself disguised as dessert. Grinding on those two delights are definitely in line with my core value of health and longevity.

    The line about power surfing was light-hearted. I'm improving at a fast rate due to dedication, but would hardly be considered a power surfer by anyone who's been in the game for a week. No delusions here. It's important to empower yourself through positive affirmations, however, a grip on the realities of the physical world is also quite essential for success. Some primitive versions of a snap and cutback are not far off in my future, but no trained eye would denote my current surfing as containing much horsepower.

    Regarding excessive neoprene, there were dudes in hooded 4/3s when it was 73 in the air and 68-70 in the water. Either those cats have major circulatory issues or they're vampires. Not quite sure if vamps wear wettys although Pee Wee could clue us in on that as he's a HUGE Twilight fan. But yeah, mad excess neoprene on those penguins. They must have been sweating nutz.

    You and yankee must conduct sleep studies or have narcolepsy because you're hell bent on the zest for life I have being the direct result of exogenous stimulant use. It's pure stoke Kenneth. C'mon brahs, you know I wouldn't withhold partay favors from the SI faithful. Everybody eats!! Truth be told, I didn't sleep Saturday night because I was driving to another state to charge swell at dawn. Did so and headed home to rest as I was doing the same this morning. Went to bed about 11 and woke at 1230 feeling refreshed and too stoked for DP to resume my slumber. Had one of my best sessions ever this morning due to enthusiasm. By the time I rest my head tonight, (perhaps following a sunset sesh!) I'll have mustered 90 minutes of sleep in 60 hours. Feel better right now than I did last time I slept for 10 hours, so you can see the true extent to the power of stoke!

    Sometimes you have some really good input on this newsgroup circus and your two cents is actually two bucks which is a coin in Canada called a "tooney". PB&J, you may now step in and lay verbal waste to the True North.
    Last edited by EmassSpicoli; Jul 28, 2013 at 06:23 PM.