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  1. #141
    Quote Originally Posted by Koki Barrels View Post
    This here tells me your priorities are all fluxed up

    Get about 10 years under your belt

    Not meant to be a personal attack, your a good turd Emass.
    Fluxed up like my priorities are at 88mph headed into the future via a flux capacitor? Well, it is surfing, so where we're going, we don't need...roads.

    I've got over 3 decades of manhood under my belt and it's served me well on the mating front. I highly doubt any such prowess would continue if that were replaced by 10 year old apparatus!

    If it were a personal attack, I'm not sure there's room on the next SI Fight Night card even if I were a good third slot on the lineup!!

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    Ok y'all let everyone play nice. Let it all go. If you are angry and need to take out frustrations try not to hurt anyone's feelings. Surfers are very tender these days. Tender and genteel. "Genteel" is such a b!tchen word. It sounds so old English-like. Ya know what it is that I be sayin' ?

    I've let this thread go along long enough without giving credit to the true surf predictin' website forum hero. This whole thread has been moot.

    South Jetty Bill was the best. Just a great dude, with all sorts of juice. Aw man, he always nailed it down and buckled the hatches. People boarded-up their windows when he came around, preparing for a storm of unique proportions. Tis a shame what became of him. No, he didn't drink 125 bottles of 5 Hour Energy and subsequently OD. He was making a freebase oil from the stuff which in turn made the stuff 125 Hour Energy just with one dose. Kids, stay out of Trenton, NJ. Please.

    Ok, let's move on and find something else to argue aboot. Anybody have a wetsuit question? Anybody ?? Got any negative feelings aboot New Jersians? What's up with the beach replenishments in North Jersey? Seen any good chemtrails lately? How's SNC these days? EROCK, how's the fishing been and I hope your ESA victories are mounting. Brewengineer how's the piss(beer not urine), and charming Charleston been treating you? Trev, have you caught anymore skateboarding charges? Will you be fleeing from your current skateboarding charges? Za Gaf I hope your current worries pan out ok. Anybody climb any good rocks these days?

  3. #143
    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post
    He was making a freebase oil from the stuff which in turn made the stuff 125 Hour Energy just with one dose.
    beer just exited my nose. Thanks for that.

  4. #144

    Thumbs up

    [QUOTE=cackedinri;180418]what a waste of server space.

    anybody surf RI last night? magical. rainbows, sunset, newport bridge lit up in the background. i shed a tear. i salute all of you who shared this moment with me.

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    Dude! Friday nights session5stars!

  5. #145
    There is a reason why you loved the shredmachine so much that you had to quote him constantly. You are exactly like him. Only thing is I'm pretty sure he's just joking.
    You talk about how financially successful you are.
    You say you're 178 lbs, but strength of a guy that's 225 lbs. And 6% body fat. (douchiest coment yet)
    You hate longboards, yet don't know how to use a short board (though not due to constant effort)
    You surf 8-10 foot waves when every else near you is in 2-3.

    You are the MASSHOLESHREDMACHINE

    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Kenny Powers, you were EXCELLENT in This Is The End. Your exit speech when getting exiled from the house gave me hypoxia, 8-minute abs, and made me piss my wetsuit (hit the cinema right after a sunset sesh). Your EBAD series is masterful.

    Let me know your suggestions for reclassification of my priorities. I'm a lifelong learner and will always be a progress work. One of my strongest beliefs is that one needs to have their hierarchy of priorities fully congruent with their core values. If you're talking about my voracious seafood consumption, I gotta get my omegas and whole food protein. I'm watching the mercury content brah. The froyo is all-natural and with pure granola, flax, and sliced fruit added, it's a hearty meal in itself disguised as dessert. Grinding on those two delights are definitely in line with my core value of health and longevity.

    The line about power surfing was light-hearted. I'm improving at a fast rate due to dedication, but would hardly be considered a power surfer by anyone who's been in the game for a week. No delusions here. It's important to empower yourself through positive affirmations, however, a grip on the realities of the physical world is also quite essential for success. Some primitive versions of a snap and cutback are not far off in my future, but no trained eye would denote my current surfing as containing much horsepower.

    Regarding excessive neoprene, there were dudes in hooded 4/3s when it was 73 in the air and 68-70 in the water. Either those cats have major circulatory issues or they're vampires. Not quite sure if vamps wear wettys although Pee Wee could clue us in on that as he's a HUGE Twilight fan. But yeah, mad excess neoprene on those penguins. They must have been sweating nutz.

    You and yankee must conduct sleep studies or have narcolepsy because you're hell bent on the zest for life I have being the direct result of exogenous stimulant use. It's pure stoke Kenneth. C'mon brahs, you know I wouldn't withhold partay favors from the SI faithful. Everybody eats!! Truth be told, I didn't sleep Saturday night because I was driving to another state to charge swell at dawn. Did so and headed home to rest as I was doing the same this morning. Went to bed about 11 and woke at 1230 feeling refreshed and too stoked for DP to resume my slumber. Had one of my best sessions ever this morning due to enthusiasm. By the time I rest my head tonight, (perhaps following a sunset sesh!) I'll have mustered 90 minutes of sleep in 60 hours. Feel better right now than I did last time I slept for 10 hours, so you can see the true extent to the power of stoke!

    Sometimes you have some really good input on this newsgroup circus and your two cents is actually two bucks which is a coin in Canada called a "tooney". PB&J, you may now step in and lay verbal waste to the True North.

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    @emass why do you care so much about progress do you have something to prove or what. ive never seen someone out of all my life surfing.... like i need to log 90 minutes of surf today and catch 45 waves then run under water rubber tires to help out surfing. then after session work is to drag cinder blocks with feet. i bet you count every barrel/ cutback ect everytime you surf. then go to the bar hey burduahs all da spray i thurw today you could fill a swimming pool wit. but really it was more like enough to fill up a bucket.

  7. #147
    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    @emass why do you care so much about progress do you have something to prove or what.
    Persecution of another's motivation and efforts for advancement and self-improvement. That's about as small-minded, fearful and sad as it gets. It's unfortunate that you look outward to justify inner voids.

    azzblaster - why do you care so much about the aspirations of others? I seem to have an equal resistance to accepting mediocrity within anything I do as you have difficulty conceiving why one would choose to reside past the edge of their comfort zone in any one thing, let alone all they do. Of course my beliefs and will are alien to you if it's not in the DNA of where you come from to be the best you can be. It's empowering to know that my place will never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Persecution of another's motivation and efforts for advancement and self-improvement. That's about as small-minded, fearful and sad as it gets. It's unfortunate that you look outward to justify inner voids.

    azzblaster - why do you care so much about the aspirations of others? I seem to have an equal resistance to accepting mediocrity within anything I do as you have difficulty conceiving why one would choose to reside past the edge of their comfort zone in any one thing, let alone all they do. Of course my beliefs and will are alien to you if it's not in the DNA of where you come from to be the best you can be. It's empowering to know that my place will never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
    you know what i just dont even know what to say to that endless bull ****, and that i cannot compete with. there for you win, i just think its rather weird for someone to ride a 5,8 on 2 foot waves and i mean if your trying to be the next kelly go for it.

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    nynj - You insist on renting me space in your head free of charge but a dwelling that consists of an empty room does not appeal to me. Thanks, but no thanks, brah. You and Starchy have a lot in common, except you're more like Kathy Bates in Misery. Now I know what dpSUP was talking about when he mentioned those "stalkier" dudes. It's long past the point of compliment and now it's just straight up creepy.

    Call your pdoc stat and tell him/her that you need a boost in your daily dose of Thorazine and Paxil. Don't forget about those court-ordered "no contact" provisions and the 500 foot rule.

  10. #150
    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    you know what i just dont even know what to say to that endless bull ****, and that i cannot compete with. there for you win, i just think its rather weird for someone to ride a 5,8 on 2 foot waves and i mean if your trying to be the next kelly go for it.
    You're waving a white flag now instead of the rainbow one. I'd say that's a "step-up" (no pun intended).

    You don't even know the correct length of the board you're trying to break my balls about riding, but at least you know when to fold your hand and walk away from the big kids' table while you've still got some dignity remaining.