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  1. #181
    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    Yeah buddy, just L I V I N the dream!
    Haha FRESHMAN SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mila Jojovich: soooo hottt! want to touch the wahine!!!!!!

    Less living the dream and more setting the standard, bru!

  2. #182
    haha... "I'm not a douche! It has to be everyone else. Right mommy?"

    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Several forumites (cough, cough...nynj, Peajay, TXshreddin, rcarter, azzblasters, dlrouen, leethedud, et al) can say the same things about their lives. At least they've got message forums to be their virtual stress ball or padded room! Sad, little tadpoles. Least they're harmless!!

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    yeah im going to bring a bunch of guidos to emass line up and also take a dump in his Toyota prius.
    Last edited by sandblasters; Jul 29, 2013 at 09:49 PM.

  4. #184
    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    yeah im going to bring a bunch of guidos to emass line up and also take a dumb in his Toyota prius.
    Ho brah, there's plenty of room here in the EMass lineups so even if we let you clowns takeoff there would still be room for us.

    What's "taking a dumb"?? Please explain, as it sounds like something you're experienced in based on the sounds of it. Autocorrect and non-drafted spelling errors aside, yours are very habitual indicating illiteracy. Also a word to the wise, when you gear up to throw a jab, you best have shadow boxed and repped that jab many times so it's clean and powerful when you go to land it in the fight. Your sad excuse for skills are sloppy and that's why you get owned in the first minute and tap out or get TKO'd via referee stoppage.

    No Prius in my fleet, brah. I'd drive over your Kia (or tandem moped bound for Aspen) in one of the whips and outrun it in 2nd gear in the other. I'll spare you the firing back with an NJshred "look at my modded hot rod" and inform you that the two whips in question are from the early 2000s and late 90's, respectively, and are paid off, well-maintained (by me) vehicles.

    BTW...you tapped out in the cage in the first round last night brah. You don't get another title shot. You're holding up frozen tubesteaks to help recede the swelling from your virtual raccoon eyes while you also nurse the verbal shoulder joint of that I ripped apart. Go home. Are you too good for your home?

    Quote Originally Posted by nynj View Post
    haha... "I'm not a douche! It has to be everyone else. Right mommy?"
    Here we go with another failure of a one-liner that airballs from layup distance courtesy of yet another member of the prestigious DENSA. I guess we should all have the courtesy to let lad with the self-control disorder blurt out random word salad and flashbacks from the early stages from when he once was a child. He still is, but he once was too.

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    This is getting fu*king retarded. Not even "non-surfing" related. Emass please let this thread die.

  6. #186
    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Several forumites (cough, cough...nynj, Peajay, TXshreddin, rcarter, azzblasters, dlrouen, leethedud, et al) can say the same things about their lives. At least they've got message forums to be their virtual stress ball or padded room! Sad, little tadpoles. Least they're harmless!!
    Whoa dude, why am I on this list? Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I have never ripped on you. One time you took a post as a "jab," but I immediately clarified and even suggested a book for you to read. Other than that, we had a nice conversation in the NFL thread about this upcoming season.

    Earlier in this thread, you asked Peajay if his post was "making this forum a better place." Now, I ask you the same question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Ho brah, there's plenty of room here in the EMass lineups so even if we let you clowns takeoff there would still be room for us.

    What's "taking a dumb"?? Please explain, as it sounds like something you're experienced in based on the sounds of it. Autocorrect and non-drafted spelling errors aside, yours are very habitual indicating illiteracy. Also a word to the wise, when you gear up to throw a jab, you best have shadow boxed and repped that jab many times so it's clean and powerful when you go to land it in the fight. Your sad excuse for skills are sloppy and that's why you get owned in the first minute and tap out or get TKO'd via referee stoppage.

    No Prius in my fleet, brah. I'd drive over your Kia (or tandem moped bound for Aspen) in one of the whips and outrun it in 2nd gear in the other. I'll spare you the firing back with an NJshred "look at my modded hot rod" and inform you that the two whips in question are from the early 2000s and late 90's, respectively, and are paid off, well-maintained (by me) vehicles.

    BTW...you tapped out in the cage in the first round last night brah. You don't get another title shot. You're holding up frozen tubesteaks to help recede the swelling from your virtual raccoon eyes while you also nurse the verbal shoulder joint of that I ripped apart. Go home. Are you too good for your home?



    Here we go with another failure of a one-liner that airballs from layup distance courtesy of yet another member of the prestigious DENSA. I guess we should all have the courtesy to let lad with the self-control disorder blurt out random word salad and flashbacks from the early stages from when he once was a child. He still is, but he once was too.
    im sorry dump, and i mean woo a kai i just **** my pants...buy american at least or man up and buy a honda? im just testing your keyboard endurance and it seems you never quit and never will so who am i to kill weird fetish for kias/ mopeds and imaginary fights? carry on

  8. #188
    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    This is getting fu*king retarded. Not even "non-surfing" related. Emass please let this thread die.
    You're my buoy, blue. I didn't start it nor have I proliferated the stupidity of it at times, although I have to comment in a thread about me simply for comic value.

  9. #189
    Quote Originally Posted by dlrouen View Post
    Whoa dude, why am I on this list? Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I have never ripped on you. One time you took a post as a "jab," but I immediately clarified and even suggested a book for you to read. Other than that, we had a nice conversation in the NFL thread about this upcoming season.

    Earlier in this thread, you asked Peajay if his post was "making this forum a better place." Now, I ask you the same question.
    Let's take a look:

    From 7/22
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    Who the **** is EmassSpicoli?
    From 7/18
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    Says the 31 year old grom.
    From 7/18
    Quote Originally Posted by dlrouen View Post
    You lost me dude. After my "lesson," I'll send PJB your way so he can give you a "lesson" on how to use a leash. I know it looks complicated, but it will all make sense soon.

    Onward with "statehood and in a more global, societal, out of the water sense." Whatever the **** that means.
    Yes, you tried to qualify your last one as non-aggro and I invited that apology by my initial response to it which was laid back and comical and not firing back at you. Yes, you did drop comedy with the book suggestion and I do like the quality of some of your other posts I see.

    You've got to recognize the onslaught that's continuous by these beta haters that are easy to knock out and diffuse, yet always having me in pest control mode. Your latest one was fairly outright and must have stuck in my mind. That and the fact that I've yet to go out of my way to seek you out and send any fire in your direction that can be construed to have any personal connotation.

    Am I making the board a better place? I'll be conservative and repeat my statement prior that I've at least got a neutral karmic offering to the board. I was enthusiastic today to offer my thoughts to a motivated entrepreneur who asked us for help and I took quite a bit of time offering things I'm quite experienced in for a long time, expecting nothing in return. Not the first time I've done that here.

    My Pops uses more adages than I do words and he always says "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar". I don't throw unsolicited acidic or abrasive posts the way of others as many on here do, and only fire back to defend or refute needless attacks on me by the beta haters. You get what you give with me. Take out the self-defense posts that I have to make and you're left with an abundance of posts beaming with stoke, compliments and thanks to others, thought-provoking questions to the experts here that others can benefit from seeing answers to, keeping things light with various on and off-topic comedy, and helping others when I'm fit to do so.

    Seldom seen is sick of having to read through this bickering that I do not invite and try to deter. Many others are sick of it too I'm sure. I'm sick of it but will keep refuting it if it comes my way unsolicited. Then there are quite a few fans of drama here who must frequently watch Springer and The View who really like starting crap and even threads with polls that attack members. When's the last time a thread got deleted on here by the admins, and deleted fairly quick? Ok, then. And how loose and liberal is the banter on here? Quite extensively. There are many threads that could be deleted if the admins and denizens were more sensitive, which I'm glad they're not. But look at what happened this morning, and then tell me what's making this board better or worse, at least according to those who created it for us and keep it going as a free service (aka GIFT) to us.

    Enough of making efforts to communicate clearly to what seems to fall on deaf ears. I'm hitting the break now for 1-2 footers that hopefully have enough punch to get any speed at all DTL so I can continue working on getting back into the wave. Here's to many of the rest of you finding some stoke in the water tonight or in the AM.

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    I've skimmed the last few pages and I have a couple questions:

    -Why all these MMA(ss grab) talk and references?

    -What's up with this "beta" trip?