Yo Spicoli, you keep speaking so much pidgin you may just turn into an ice smoking, choke moke with confused ambivalent feelings towards being part of the union. Then you'll have to pay double for all your goods and services. Eh, I tink cost mo money to get da islands, bra. OMG, Hawaiins..........

I don't want that to happen to you, man.

I enjoy when Dog the Bounty Hunter speaks rudimentary pidgin. Shut up bra, you're from Texas, bra. Ya know what it is that I be sayin' ? Imagine if I started speaking "southern" to folks when I lived down in North Carolina?