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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by OceanO View Post
    LOL. funny.

    didn't they replace the tap water with jager in Jersey? or was it Brawndo?
    It's actually a proprietary mixture of Jäger, Heineken, Muscle Milk, Red Bull, and a bit of sea salt from Deal.

    Maybe you guys haven't seen the public service announcement a few years back...


  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    In addition to spray tan booths complete with fully automatic hair gel applicators and Jager Bomb energy drinks
    Spray tanning. Brah, is that not the WORST smelling schitt ever second to Newark?

    Any girl I date is not allowed to put that toxic waste on her skin. If they do, I refuse to be in the same room with them for at least 72 hours. I'm not kidding. That stuff makes me ill. Smells worse than a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by OceanO View Post
    or was it Brawndo?
    Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Spray tanning. Brah, is that not the WORST smelling schitt ever second to Newark?

    Any girl I date is not allowed to put that toxic waste on her skin. If they do, I refuse to be in the same room with them for at least 72 hours. I'm not kidding. That stuff makes me ill. Smells worse than a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.
    Smells like Bigfoot's d*ck!

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by tommybarbour View Post
    Agreed.
    Plus we've got warm water advantage on Cali. They're waves are great, but in NJ I'm surfing in my board shorts 5+ months of the year. Best all around.
    Brah, feats of strength aren't exclusive to Jerz. I've been donning baggies here in Massholestonfieldville since early May and don't expect the 3/2 to go on until Halloween at the earliest, and with a sustained North Atlantic Drift, the minimalist attire may extend through Clemmy's Thanksgiving bash. I've been pissing in the water at my break incessantly to prevent any upwelling and push the baggie wearing to indefinite.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    Smells like Bigfoot's d*ck!
    She has beautiful eyes!!! And her hair smells like CINNAMON!!!

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by dlrouen View Post
    Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!
    Holy schitt...AO/OO and dlrouen, my stoke for the Jäger reference prevented me from noticing the Idiocracy reference. Excellent material!

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Holy schitt...AO/OO and dlrouen, my stoke for the Jäger reference prevented me from noticing the Idiocracy reference. Excellent material!
    my favorite movie! it was filmed reality TV style in jersey right?

    gotta love jersey....it does have some damn fun waves. i honestly wish i lived there. i know it's got plenty of haters, but all i care about is surfing. f*uck all the other sh!t. maybe i'll build a bunker like Archy.

    also gotta love jager. nothing like jager on a hot day! haha

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by dlrouen View Post
    Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!
    haha. "why you tryin' to read them words...you some kinda f*g?"

    too many funny lines in that movie to even get started on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyplayerforever View Post
    1. the girls have all the teeth
    2. making six digits.
    3. better gyms.
    4. no rednecks
    5. waves you ask? no question brahhhhh. jersey has the best waves on this nation

    and theres a reason why WE are above YOU becauase we OWN yo AZZ!!

    please dont repost if youre name is dlouren (fake avatar), kurebeachsurfer (surfs with paralyzed idiots), erock (hopeless poser), or dawnpatrolsup (cant even surf) because those guys have a zero IQ..
    You just don't like us cause we bang your mom on the reg.