What the hell is it with small days and bad dings. I guess I push it too hard and just end up totally kooking out. Once I shredded my calf on a quad in three foot surf. The board pearled, I slipped off the back and my fin caught my calf on the way down. I had meat hanging out of my leg as I walked back to the car. Just a few months ago on a longboard on 2 foot slop I tried a floater and the board landed on its side and I landed on the rail with my ribs. That was a blast. It's all good. Keep your rails buried and your friends alive!
Calf had a fvcking seize up/spasm attack when surfing this december. Just sittin in the lineup and and tensed up so hard it pulled the **** out of itself. I wouldn't have been able to walk back to the car but I wasn't wearing booties so all the feeling in my feet were long gone.
Wow! can you say p u ssy? You call that an injury, lmao. Please let some time go by and get some pubes and grow some hair on your chest or keep surfing 2 -3 feet waves.
Don't be presumptuous. I may toy with your fragile emotions and let it ride at 999 for a few days. Who's to say I won't leave and reincarnate as Spicoli83, EmassO, Charles Spicoli, or Paddington Emass Bear? You know I'd never let you buoys get bored.
At least give props where props are due: you abrogated my "buoy" term & you utilize it constantly. Not only are you in your own bizarre realm there on your front porch with your, ahem, laptop, you plagiarize. Ah, well, karma is karma.
(#993...it's getting awfully close to your 1,164 isn't it??)
Ya, brah. Boring enough for a 20 page thread to be started by other parties and 198 posts become the most viewed thread in recent memory other than "Bongs" and "TS Dorian". Take your posts and mine both out of the mix and there's still 150+ from others in it and that's more than the whole Dorian thread. Also boring enough to have a poll started about me yesterday. Then this morning forum members woke up to what PB&J said could be the best ever post on SI. Not sure I'd go that far, but it's gotta be up there. Finally, I'm clearly boring enough for you to read every word of captivating "drivel" I'll ever write and always respond to without fail, just like you did for posts of mine in 4 different threads in the last 8 minutes as well as posting about me in 2 other threads. 6 posts to or pertaining to me in 8 minutes. Brah, you got to start putting your time to things that excite you rather than those you have no interest in!
Buoys ™...take a look at the movie based on a true story of Poet Laureate EmassSpicoli and his self-proclaimed "Number One Fan"!!!