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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by rstoup View Post
    Happened on a small day as it usually does. Popped up under the board after a wipe out; had no idea the board was above me. ALWAYS cover your head!!!!

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    ...fins are evil!
    What the hell is it with small days and bad dings. I guess I push it too hard and just end up totally kooking out. Once I shredded my calf on a quad in three foot surf. The board pearled, I slipped off the back and my fin caught my calf on the way down. I had meat hanging out of my leg as I walked back to the car. Just a few months ago on a longboard on 2 foot slop I tried a floater and the board landed on its side and I landed on the rail with my ribs. That was a blast. It's all good. Keep your rails buried and your friends alive!

  2. #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    You know I'd never let you buoys get bored.
    the novels you post tend to bore me to death

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by banman View Post
    Calf had a fvcking seize up/spasm attack when surfing this december. Just sittin in the lineup and and tensed up so hard it pulled the **** out of itself. I wouldn't have been able to walk back to the car but I wasn't wearing booties so all the feeling in my feet were long gone.
    Wow! can you say p u ssy? You call that an injury, lmao. Please let some time go by and get some pubes and grow some hair on your chest or keep surfing 2 -3 feet waves.

  4. #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Don't be presumptuous. I may toy with your fragile emotions and let it ride at 999 for a few days. Who's to say I won't leave and reincarnate as Spicoli83, EmassO, Charles Spicoli, or Paddington Emass Bear? You know I'd never let you buoys get bored.
    At least give props where props are due: you abrogated my "buoy" term & you utilize it constantly. Not only are you in your own bizarre realm there on your front porch with your, ahem, laptop, you plagiarize. Ah, well, karma is karma.

  5. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by quiksilver1231 View Post
    the novels you post tend to bore me to death
    So true. so true.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by quiksilver1231 View Post
    the novels you post tend to bore me to death
    Shoots, brah. I know they don't stack up to those Fifty Shades of steamy romance novels you vicariously live through but these tales are self-published!!

    It's like McDonald's...if you keep going back for more, who's the sick one then?

    #992...

  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrels4liam View Post
    Wow! can you say p u ssy? You call that an injury, lmao. Please let some time go by and get some pubes and grow some hair on your chest or keep surfing 2 -3 feet waves.
    What Liam said.

    I'd add: Should be a minimum age limit to post here, but that would rule out the 12year old shredmachine & banman.

  8. #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Shoots, brah. I know they don't stack up to those Fifty Shades of steamy romance novels you vicariously live through but these tales are self-published!!

    It's like McDonald's...if you keep going back for more, who's the sick one then?
    Jesus H. STFU for once. You're just.....boring.

  9. Did a big air with offshores and got knocked in the face by the nose of my board. Kept surfing. Just a headache and a lump to deal with

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    Jesus H. STFU for once. You're just.....boring.
    (#993...it's getting awfully close to your 1,164 isn't it??)

    Ya, brah. Boring enough for a 20 page thread to be started by other parties and 198 posts become the most viewed thread in recent memory other than "Bongs" and "TS Dorian". Take your posts and mine both out of the mix and there's still 150+ from others in it and that's more than the whole Dorian thread. Also boring enough to have a poll started about me yesterday. Then this morning forum members woke up to what PB&J said could be the best ever post on SI. Not sure I'd go that far, but it's gotta be up there. Finally, I'm clearly boring enough for you to read every word of captivating "drivel" I'll ever write and always respond to without fail, just like you did for posts of mine in 4 different threads in the last 8 minutes as well as posting about me in 2 other threads. 6 posts to or pertaining to me in 8 minutes. Brah, you got to start putting your time to things that excite you rather than those you have no interest in!

    Buoys ™...take a look at the movie based on a true story of Poet Laureate EmassSpicoli and his self-proclaimed "Number One Fan"!!!