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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Atom View Post
    Dudes, let's get one level of detail deeper into this. Let's peel back the onion and consider AGE. My thoughts by age group:

    high school: this is the starting point. All regions are equal.
    18-23: North might have a lead here...lot's of good schools that draw women from all over the country.
    24-30: Gotta be SoCal - most good looking women I know have lived in or near San Diego at some point.
    30-40: Probably still SoCal...something about the lifestyle makes women prettier than they really are.
    40-41: Maine
    42-50: Shifting toward Florida, which I consider to be part of the South.
    51-100: Florida. Rich retired women with big boats.

    Based on your age, where should you be hunting?
    Base on your post I should be hunting in...North Dakota

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Atom View Post
    Dudes, let's get one level of detail deeper into this. Let's peel back the onion and consider AGE. My thoughts by age group:

    high school: this is the starting point. All regions are equal.
    18-23: North might have a lead here...lot's of good schools that draw women from all over the country.
    24-30: Gotta be SoCal - most good looking women I know have lived in or near San Diego at some point.
    30-40: Probably still SoCal...something about the lifestyle makes women prettier than they really are.
    40-41: Maine
    42-50: Shifting toward Florida, which I consider to be part of the South.
    51-100: Florida. Rich retired women with big boats.

    Based on your age, where should you be hunting?
    Mad Atom hope you've been enjoying some decent Maine swell
    lately. Great weather also up there. I've enjoyed some trips up there this summer.
    My thoughts:
    Off the top - I think a uniform range of caliber per region should apply throughout the ages of females in each location. It's not like good genetics go bad outta nowhere. The only gene deletion occurs when you nail your direct descendants and talk amongst yourselves as to where that occurs. If you are unsure of a hot girl staying hot, you'll know when you see her mother. If there were a huge variance in looks by age then we'd be as nomadic in seeking azz as we are for waves. I'm guessing your wife is 40-41 and you're a good guy for knowing that she's the most attractive woman in the world for you.
    HS - Definitely not created equal. That would mean all genetic geographic pools are of same caliber and we know that's not the case. Would also provide likelihood towards these girls growing into equally attractive women everywhere. Even if that were true, the bigger HS would be the best as it would have more smokes than HS in Iowa.
    18-23 - Brains do not at all correlate with looks. They can often have an inverse relationship. You saw the scene from Ted posted up here. It's true. Yes, there might be a slight increase in the looks of college women in the northeast but they're gone after they graduate. That and there are homely looking women everywhere and the smartest girls in any location may tend to more of the homlier girls from each region. Girls also assimilate socially and to a much higher level than males and not just because of their menses finding synchronicity. The college girls from the northeast are typically angry and unkempt and that will run off on Miss Teen Florida who goes to Harvard or Middlebury for 4 years. The hot girls will also get fatter in the cold because they can hide it. Plus less sun = more spray tan and I said earlier how I feel about that topical GMO. You want the hottest girls in college in the northeast? Go to the biggest major state universities. For the hottest college girls nationwide, go to ASU, UCLA, UT (Austin & Knoxville), UGA, USC (Trojans & Gamecocks), even OSU (CBus with 60k students). Fish in a barrell gents, and even more so if you're a northerner going south.
    24-30 - Dallas. Melting pot of girls from all over. You got the hottest from Texas and the south, hottest from CA because economy sucks there and no jobs and opposite is true in Dallas. The hottest girls from the north want to go where it's warm. Same for the colder state of Middle America (South Park?). Any metro area with non-ailing economy will tend to have better women and even more so in warm metro areas. Chicago is decent too but plenty of attitude there. Everyone's happy in Dallas because they're paid, it's warm, and everything's big.
    30-45 - I'm gonna throw out a dark horse and give you Denver. Sunny 300 days a year. Never humid in the summer (hot girls hate frizzy hair),good economy, clean, green (draws hippies yes, but so many hot girls at Whole Foods and trendy things like that), ski bunnies galore (plus influx of hot rich chicks from all areas to ski in winter), and the culture there is extremely healthy, active, and in shape. Runners up are most warm metro areas and affluent suburbs of TX and TN. So many milfs there in McMansions. So many. And unless you start to go south of Dallas, TX stays pretty healthy. So does TN. If you like how those Southern Belles look, take care of you and talk, these are the best of em.
    46-RIP - FL. It's just where they go. At least for 6 months of the year. That and any place like HHI, Charleston, SoCal, and USVI.

    Why were CA and AZ excluded? Way too plastic in most of the warmer places. Have you seen Meg Ryan lately? Also, for LA way too crazy. Hawaii, I need to learn more about it (many of you know better) but I'm weary of the unhealthy diet as well as rainy tropical climate driving smokes away. It's fine to visit a destination like that when it's pure beauty half the day and you'll be going back to 18 degrees flying home, but got girls don't like a lot of rain.

    In general, warm climates, good economy, and healthier cuisine will promote the natives to look good and smoking outsiders to migrate. Careful going more than 30-60 minutes outside most of the southern metro areas. Huge drop off in dental health and mental acuity. We will leave honey boo boo types out of this.

    Note: There can be some straight up rockets coming out of Middle America and the PNW. There are outliers everywhere, and they may or may not have ancestry from the above areas or international. Which brings us to a possible next topic of best women worldwide. At least in August, it's Barcelona. Everyone in the world is there "on holiday". Certified runway.

    Just my thoughts brahs. I've traveled a ton but many of you have been different places and for longer. Fun topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post
    You underestimate the POWER of the Northern Redneck BBQ. Everything I kill and catch goes in the smoker. (Except for my wife's venison chilli, which hits the friggin spot after a wintertime surf.)
    You are a rare specimen. I did know a few people from back home (up North) that smoked everything, but it was nothing like you see down here. I would say 80% of my friends down here own a smoker. And we have about 5 really good BBQ joints in the Charleston area, along with another 4 that are just so-so. You never see that in most northern towns.

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    Emass, incredible assessment of hot girl geography. Let me blow your mind for just one second. I agree that intelligence and looks do not go hand in hand, but I'll argue this only applies to girls in high school and college. Ever notice that the smart, dorky girls in high school very often turn out to be the best looking when they hit 25-30? Seems like the hot girls in high school always end up marrying d-bags way too young and end up looking like hell before they hit 25. It's the smart girls who take care of themselves and improve with age.

    And yes, I've been enjoying the recent swell. Though modest, it still beats the stretch we had from mid-June to mid-July. On one occasion I swear I rode a wave generated from a fat dude drifting by in a kayak. Give me a shout if you make it up to Kennebunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erock View Post
    The wife and I go to Thai Spice and Big Thai(original North 4th location) but eat Indian a whole lot more. Phun all the way for Vietnamese fusion--everyone needs to eat there... but not all at once, it's a small joint. Los Portales for Mexican/Central American--most times you can be the only gringo there... best horchata in town.
    agree with all and let's not forget Indochine...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hanna View Post
    agree with all and let's not forget Indochine...
    Indochine is awesome! I wish it was closer to CB...

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    awesome I'm craving indochine now

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    Best falafel in Wilmington: Baba Ganoush in the freaking mall of all places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouluddishomi View Post
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    Couldnt agree more. Przealaa Chce sie od I swoja. Every time. Although bylo Okaz balu nie rozpacz bede can be a nice way to burn off some calories while stoking back up the sex life with your lady.

    But back to the topic at hand of north v south - The second you leave Jersey going south you cannot find one decent piece of bread. It doesnt exist. I dont care if your town in Maryland or Virginia has a french bakery with "artisan breads." You dont have hard rolls. Period. And Pizza... jeez. You guys down south should call it cheese bread with sauce, cause it aint pizza.
    bylo Okaz,
    Manisses

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    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Just almost pi$$ed myself.