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    Let's hype Dorian

    That's right! That dude is turning up! The waves are gonna be as magical as a talking unicorn or steroids! Weekend flat spell? NO! Weekend epic swell!

    I didn't doubt that storm a slut wantin it in the butt.

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    Woah, was that last sentence in any way a racial slur?

    If it was, you will immediately be mandated counseling. Counseling.......

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    MaGruber style?

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    Dorian will intensify as a frontal barrier pushes off the eastern seaboard. Dorian will roll right along said front and stall 585 nautical miles directly off of Cape Hatteras and produce long period ground swell to the entire east coast for the next 2 weeks.

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    I give you my word on this, and as anyone who knows me will attest, my word is my bond.

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    Just got shacked in a 23 footer, dudes...it's so HEAVY! out there, had to paddle in to bang my girlfriend and slam a four loco, paddling back out now brahs...yeah, that's right I roll Emass style and post between banging and barrels. Peace out, turds!

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    Zippy, I've gotta admit that's where my mind is.

    What are y'all seeing nc-fla?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillaKiel View Post
    That's right! That dude is turning up! The waves are gonna be as magical as a talking unicorn or steroids! Weekend flat spell? NO! Weekend epic swell!

    I didn't doubt that storm a slut wantin it in the butt.
    you been thinking about a 'dude' taking it in the butt? simmer down Richard Simmons...

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    churn baby churn

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillaKiel View Post
    Zippy, I've gotta admit that's where my mind is.

    What are y'all seeing nc-fla?
    It's been waist to chest at the best spots, bout it, and it's fading fast, probably only knee to waist for the weekend, if that