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  1. #11
    Nevermind another restart fixed it.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by KookieMonster View Post
    This guy is the worst..
    A) Who is KockieMonster?
    B) It's KockiBarrells.
    C) I've posted much, much less the last couple weeks because of being busy and this forum's been weak lately, and brah, there's actually some posts I put up that people like.
    D) If you didn't think the thread was light-hearted and didn't find humor in the irony of it all given how much flatness we've been aching on, you need your cocktail of Paxil and other assorted happy pills immediately. The SI admin knows I appreciate this board and his work.
    E) MEET ME AT MY BREAK in roughly one hour because it will be 3-4x OH by then and I won't need to take care of you two clowns. Mother Nature will squash you with the 23'.

  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by KookieMonster View Post
    1, 162 posts in 5 months.. thats 232 posts a month.. thats 7 posts a day.. Part of the reason I barely read these forums nowadays.
    Why would one dude's, in this case Spicoli, frequent posts keep you from this site? Just don't read his stuff. I don't like %$#% and &^%$ but they don't force me away.

    I think the real reason you don't come on this site is because you have a huge cookie problem. You don't tune in here because you have to hunt for cookies. Always with the cookies...the cookies....the cookies......

    Jesus, get a hold of yourself, man. Look what the cookies have done to you.

    That's what I think. I could be wrong, then again, maybe I'm not.

  4. #14
    Coming at you live from the top of the 27'!!! What a swell!!! iPhone 6 is in a waterproof case as I send this. Well, gotta go through spin cycle now...hasta luego hermanos!

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Coming at you live from the top of the 27'!!! What a swell!!! iPhone 6 is in a waterproof case as I send this. Well, gotta go through spin cycle now...hasta luego hermanos!
    This is exactly what I mean, dude...get some f$&€in' friends in real life...and you won't have time to post everytime a fart squeezes through your crack...

    Jesus, man...anybody who has to write on SI while they're in the water is a toolbox.IMO

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Koki Barrels View Post
    This is exactly what I mean, dude...get some f$&€in' friends in real life...and you won't have time to post everytime a fart squeezes through your crack...

    Jesus, man...anybody who has to write on SI while they're in the water is a toolbox.IMO
    Haha, man you need some effective relaxation techniques. There is no swell in MA today. Like 0.0ft and no more (that's the actual readings on SI now). I am not on the water, nor would I ever bring a phone into the water. It was continuity of the whole thread man. 1) Stop what you're doing. 2) Seek intervention. 3) Follow everything you're told to do during said intervention by trusted, professional parties. 4) Recover from the apparent misery that pervades your current days. 5) Gain sense of humor and you'll then enjoy the lighter moments.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Haha, man you need some effective relaxation techniques. There is no swell in MA today. Like 0.0ft and no more (that's the actual readings on SI now). I am not on the water, nor would I ever bring a phone into the water. It was continuity of the whole thread man. 1) Stop what you're doing. 2) Seek intervention. 3) Follow everything you're told to do during said intervention by trusted, professional parties. 4) Recover from the apparent misery that pervades your current days. 5) Gain sense of humor and you'll then enjoy the lighter moments.
    Thank god, man...but, if I see someone typing out in the water, I'm wreckin'' that junkie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemsonSurf View Post
    Dude, great catch!

    You've added a lot to the forum today. It's good that you've been able to change the course of internet history and correct a grammatical error.
    Thanks man! I'm so glad I could help out everybody here on SI, and it helps to know that people appreciate all the hard work I'm putting into my posts.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Koki Barrels View Post
    Thank god, man...but, if I see someone typing out in the water, I'm wreckin'' that junkie.
    Brah, arty on it. There's a reason you don't see it too often. It's because I serve Big Gulps of whoop-azz to those cats before they can snake the next shoulder.

    Used to think the dude curling a 15lb dumbbell in his left while closing stock deals on the Zach Morris/Zoolander phone (yes, we've seen it since the 90s) in his right was the epitome. Now we've got creeps brandishing armored smart phones in the lineup. Good thing "there's an app for that". It's called EmassWhoopass. A quick, free download and Spicoli will keep your break clear of tan groms techs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koki Barrels View Post
    This is exactly what I mean, dude...get some f$&€in' friends in real life...and you won't have time to post everytime a fart squeezes through your crack...

    Jesus, man...anybody who has to write on SI while they're in the water is a toolbox.IMO
    This is exactly right. And. let's face it, it probably isn't going to CR; it likely has a whole fantasy riff of bogus posts planned & ready to unfurl on this forum for years to come.

    To facilitate its actions, and by its own admission, emass8' has its nose so far up admin's hoo-hoo that we are subjected non-stop to the 8'-er's passive-aggressive onslaught of clown posts.

    I'll probably get zapped, hooked, banned, removed, deleted, cooked, screwed, tattooed & chewed for "insulting another member" ..... when, in fact, that's all emass8' does, over & over & over, ad nauseum.

    It's been (sort of) real, kids.
    Last edited by yankee; Aug 20, 2013 at 12:50 AM.