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  1. #1
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    Jersy shark attacks

    It's on and looks as good as shark nado. Syfy.

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    I actually feel like someone will get nibbled on by a shark in jersey this year... Nothing serious just like a brown shark or something. I've been seeing a lot more than usual this year, and a mistake in identity is bound to happen eventually! Last month I duck dived under a wave and while under water something hit my side hard and it felt like sandpaper. At first I thought it was on of my dumba$$ friends that hit me but when I came up they were all still out in the line up. So I paddled out to the line up, sat up on my board and looked at my side and it was all scraped up and bleeding. I think it was either a skate or a shark that swam into me, but it hit me hard enough to knock me off of alignment with my board underwater

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWocal View Post
    I actually feel like someone will get nibbled on by a shark in jersey this year... Nothing serious just like a brown shark or something. I've been seeing a lot more than usual this year, and a mistake in identity is bound to happen eventually! Last month I duck dived under a wave and while under water something hit my side hard and it felt like sandpaper. At first I thought it was on of my dumba$$ friends that hit me but when I came up they were all still out in the line up. So I paddled out to the line up, sat up on my board and looked at my side and it was all scraped up and bleeding. I think it was either a skate or a shark that swam into me, but it hit me hard enough to knock me off of alignment with my board underwater
    dont let facts get in the way of a good story. If I were you I would exaggerate the hell out of your story, become famous and sh!t. Or maybe you are ready did....nice play.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by TheWocal View Post
    I actually feel like someone will get nibbled on by a shark in jersey this year... Nothing serious just like a brown shark or something. I've been seeing a lot more than usual this year, and a mistake in identity is bound to happen eventually! Last month I duck dived under a wave and while under water something hit my side hard and it felt like sandpaper. At first I thought it was on of my dumba$$ friends that hit me but when I came up they were all still out in the line up. So I paddled out to the line up, sat up on my board and looked at my side and it was all scraped up and bleeding. I think it was either a skate or a shark that swam into me, but it hit me hard enough to knock me off of alignment with my board underwater
    A skate...The back of a skate will scrape you all up. I hate those stupid primordial bait stealers.

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by salt View Post
    A skate...The back of a skate will scrape you all up. I hate those stupid primordial bait stealers.
    caught two 5' dusky sharks at a popular swimming beach after dark, they can easily mistake a hand or foot for a bunker or porgy of similar size and dimension. doub't you would suffer any ill result from them though....

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    Guidos Can't Swim........friggin classic

    SYFY has done it again........

    The southerners will love it.......

  7. #7
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    We had a thread on this months ago...

    "I hate shaaaks!!!"

    That hair-combing while unloading an AR into some sharks...classic

    "Joey Fatone, has been eaten by a shaaak"

    This Southerner gives those scenes 2 krispy fried chicken legs up

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    A skate wouldn't hit you that hard. Probably a bass or a blue fish