I don't hate you, PJB! Just because we're on different sides of the political fence doesn't mean that we have to hate each other. Next time I'm in NJ, I'm picking you up and we're going to hang out in 7-Eleven wearing ski masks. Until then, reload that pack and listen to some chill music.
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Thread: Yankee: Hater of the Year?
Aug 22, 2013, 03:22 PM #21
Aug 22, 2013, 03:35 PM #22
Got in mad late last night to the beachfront surf lodge to hear pounding of high tide. Love that bass. Woke up a little while ago to a toilet that wouldn't flush (hadn't used it yet), an unidentified six legged creature in the trash bin (looked like a miniature crab! sprayed his azz with DEET!), and better swell than I've seen since Laird knows when. It's 3-5 feet right now, but these things are a hollow I've not seen. Let's hope they jack a bit more this week and I can get pitted for a brief second then thrashed into the washer.
About to put on more zinc and sunscreen than ever and wax up this fresh 6' HP. If the natives are loading up, then the Aryan folk need to follow suit and then some.
Can't promise I'll be on das web much while here, but I'll keep you updated. Hope that some cyclonic slut comes west and puts out for you this week!
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Aug 22, 2013, 03:47 PM #23
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or it didn't happen
Aug 22, 2013, 04:08 PM #25
Damn folks, I like ole Yank--dude can bust balls with the best of them.
So, what does the winner of HOTY win?
Aug 22, 2013, 04:14 PM #26
yankee has my vote for hoty.its like the haters ball from the chapelle show lol.yankee once called the cops on some groms for smokin pot on his beach,not because it was the right thing to do,but just so he could get all the kids that surf better than him off the beach.hate hate hate hate hate.yankee,what could i say about your surf quiver,that hasnt been said about iraq
Aug 22, 2013, 04:17 PM #27
Aug 22, 2013, 04:22 PM #28
Yankee is the man, don't gang up on him. He's just a little frustrated because AI's been so sh!tty, I mean he went and played for Turkey....who does that unless the really need the mula.
Some people get all sore because people say what they mean, I'd like to think that if you surf, you've grown out of being a p;ssy and spend your time doing everything in your power to get the hairy clam.
Dessert never tasted so good!
And Emass, as previously stated: pics or it didn't happen.
Aug 22, 2013, 04:30 PM #30Senior Member
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