As for my HOTY award....my trolls clem-dome & chucka-boo-boo from the latex factory should each donate at least one pile of kindling aka their goober 'wood surfboards' to me....winter bonfires over on AI are always welcomed by the ponies.
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Thread: Yankee: Hater of the Year?
Dec 7, 2013, 02:44 AM #151
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Yankee the swell info administrator emailed me saying it was very inappropriate to be hazing you with my latex doll beat up videos so I wanted to extend an apology your way to preserve my swell info account name. I'm deeply sorry for any discomfort and insecurities I've caused you.
Dec 7, 2013, 03:49 PM #153
Seems as if Micah is cracking down on SI Forum clown acts. atlanticohno, oceanohno, emass8' (according to Z-Theory, they're all the same piece of toilet paper) have been sent to the dustbin......and now you're skeeered that you're next.
Always knew what you were, chucka-boo-boo, and now you've just proved it.
And, btw, stow your fake apology, sparky; it's as lame as you are.
Apr 14, 2014, 03:22 PM #154
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Yankee you've been demoted.
The bodyboarding man-beast hasn't met a thread he didn't disagree with nor an argument that he wasn't the source. Even with surfing season still a couple months away he has his greasy little finger on the pulse of surf culture. Why surf culture and not boogie board culture? Because you keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. I mean surfers have real hard fins on their surfboards and they could really hurt. Do you want to get an owee and miss this surf season? I didn't think so.
Shark-hunter, stay on your game of hating predators, hating surfers, hating the cold, using wetsuits as flotation devices and other unintelligible, inane and uneducated practices and you just may be our 2014 HOTY.
By the way, try to figure out the there, they're and their thing. It's a doozy.
Apr 14, 2014, 03:50 PM #155
HA! well done clemmie!
but I think his would be a special award awarded to special people, I think in hate-off Yankee would school him, but chunthunters verbose illogical ramblings would eventually bore everyone
def think hes aspergers or something and is a high functioning adult who is allowed privileges by his caregiver
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Apr 14, 2014, 03:51 PM #156
Apr 14, 2014, 04:39 PM #157
The confident idiosyncrasy of Shark-hunter's irreverence is absolutely remarkable; cheers to Captain Clemmie for the nomination.
Shark-hunter's impudence is exploding in volume, and the steadfast manner in which he helms his fin-less ship is not without merit. Nonetheless, I've never felt he, or anyone, approached the concise and biting cynicism of Yankee's poignant dismissals.
Perhaps we should nominate him for BHOTY 2014.
Last edited by Slashdog; Apr 14, 2014 at 04:42 PM. Reason: BHOTY, this is your f*cking wake-up call man. I am an F. B. I. Agent!
Apr 14, 2014, 04:45 PM #158
Apr 14, 2014, 04:49 PM #159Senior Member
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This is effin CLASSIC.
I would normally agree with Clemmy and Slashdog on this, but I believe there's gotta be more than just a "hater". There needs to be a bit more skill, symmetry and cynicism involved with the hateful post...not just the frenetic ranting of a butthurt and pee-pee hearted hero-worshipping name dropper who seems to have difficulty putting together a coherent sentence.
In order to be nominated, one should be able to eloquently articulate his hatred. Also, if it came down to a verbal mano-a-mano, Yankee would have Shark(c)unt cowering in a corner in the Fetal position on his first reply.
Winner and Still Champion: Yankee, hands down.
Apr 14, 2014, 05:04 PM #160Senior Member
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I don't think sharkysnark****er can keep up the vitriol and inanity for much longer. Hating is an endurance sport, and Yankee has proven his mettle over time. Like Kelly seeking his 23rd World Title, it's not just the hunger. The revered HOTY Award also requires talent and an indomitable spirit of cynical annoyance for a successful year long campaign. But there is a spark, and Clemmy, you may have spotted a prodigy in the making.