Yank and I have gone toe to toe a few times, but I think he's a solid dude all around. His and my shared hatred for the mention if culling sharks really brought me around.
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Thread: Yankee: Hater of the Year?
Aug 22, 2013, 10:58 PM #51
Aug 22, 2013, 11:08 PM #52
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- Ocean County NJ
Way to hijack this into your surf trip thread masshole. Like Sjb said, get off the Internet and get absorbed into your new surroundings instead of this crap. It's not going anywhere but your trip is going to be over before you know it. Personnaly I could do without your excessive off subject details all the f*cking time. If you could find a way to get over yourself, me and some others would be able to enjoy this forum like we did before you joined it. The amount of posts you already have is disturbing. Honest. Now, let's hear that rediculously long and overly self righteous reply.
If your still looking for tips I'd focus on getting your duck dive dialed when in good surf (not the same as EC mushburgers). Don't race back to the line up. Take your time and concentrate on using your energy efficiently. It will pay off when your 3-4 days in on double sessions and there's still something in the tank.
Aug 22, 2013, 11:16 PM #54
You can't judge a "poster" through a "keyboard" as Yankee really good people and proud to call him a friend
Aug 23, 2013, 01:34 AM #55
I can scarcely believe it!
Say it ain't so, Shoeless Joe, er, clem!
Not only do I apparently have my very own bald-headed troll, I now have my very own THREAD dedicated by a bald-headed troll just for ME!
clem, oh clemmy, you puckish lil' devil with the shining spf-190 covered pate....
You have elevated me to SI immortality.
Words alone can never be enough gratitude for the huge amount of time that you've wasted, er, devoted to tracking & notating every one of my posts.... for years! Who knew?! But there you were, lurking, ever lurking in the shadows. Troll wannabes! Take note! Clem is The Master Troll. emass8' get out your notebook & start scribbling.
As my bud General Lee said, some of the responses in this thread are gold.....ok, maybe fool's gold, but I'll take 'em as I can get 'em.
BTW, clem, there are some really cool heads on this forum. Uh, you're not one of them; but that's ok! You can still aspire to greatness.
It seems that what set you off, and inspired your hulking emergence from the depths of troll holler over there in Green Acres, was a riposte or two regarding one's lack of dome turf. Or maybe it was the insights I had on 'steve83' the infamous invisible 'shaper' of wooden aircraft carriers.
Or maybe you're just another angry dood 'cause I sometimes yell 'Jesus H. Christ' before I eat it. I don't always yell that. But when I do, it's spectacular. Because I am... The Most Hated Man in Your World.
Anyways, it's very impressive the way you went to DEFCON5.
I'm fo' sho' giving a positive shout back to the boyz in the SI 'hood who stood up in any way, shape or form in this thread for my hateful arse. You boyz didn't have to do that, but props & my respect from me for having old-school backbone.
(btw, Goofy Footer (who has more cojones than most people): you owe me pics of those gorgeous new Carolina-shaped customs that you picked up today!)
Keepin' it real, clem, that's all it is, sparky. Not everyone gets to be an astronaut. And that just may, at the end of the day, be the pea in your Birkenstocks.
Last edited by yankee; Aug 23, 2013 at 02:04 AM.
Aug 23, 2013, 01:46 AM #56
I just wanted to check the forecast and got caught up in this thread
Aug 23, 2013, 01:48 AM #57
I can't even generate the energy to hate, let alone finish reading what ya post, sparky. But, good luck with that!
Aug 23, 2013, 01:50 AM #58
The hallmark thing about 'This, My Thread' was that it took only until the second page before emass8' hijacked it. From Costa Rica. Or, from his bedroom in his mom's house in Scituate.
Last edited by yankee; Aug 23, 2013 at 02:06 AM.
Aug 23, 2013, 03:32 AM #59
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Yankee you mad? I know that's your default emotion but that's why I figured you'd appreciate being nominated for the 2013 HOTY (ho-tee). Nevertheless, I meant it in the nicest possible way, bless your heart.
I guess you got a case of when keeping it real goes wrong. I keeps it real too. And in the spirit of keeping it real, I gotta ask, where did the bald thing come from? Too little hair is not my problem. Not in the least. See, my uncle's brother's cousin on his mother's side was half Sasquatch. Bigfoot. Harry and the hendersons. What I'm getting at is I'm really hairy. The kind of thing where the hair on my head connects to the hair on my head... Front and back. You may not be able to tell from my pics but I kept Wahl clippers in business for a couple years. I'm trying out an au natural thing lately with bi-monthly back trimming since it does start to itch. But I digress....
I'm glad you and goofy are getting close. I think Koki stood up for you as well. I'm on my iPhone 9 3/4 right now so I'm not gonna search for who else said you weren't the biggest hater. Maybe I am the biggest hater. Hit me up in 2014 for the HOTY. Do you and goofy really hang out? Skype? Sext? Probably shouldn't have gone there but I don't know where the backspace is on the 9 3/4 and Siri is being a b!tch tonight.
Well that's all for tonight. Master Troll out!
Aug 23, 2013, 05:44 AM #60
No one's angry, sport coat. Just....welll....whoa.....TMI TMI TMI. Whoaaaaa. No one cares what is clemmysurf. Especially when the only one laughing at your weird little riffs is....you. (Cue the strange movie music, the stuff with the off-key whistling. I'm picturing the weird penguin from the old Bud Ice stalker ads.....dooby doooby doooo....)
Ahhhh, trolls.... always thinking anyone cares who they are. And then they morph into stalkers. Hello, infarctions.
An obsession with one's own body hair (or lack thereof) as on display above is, well, funky foul. Your spirited, and lengthy, discourse on your own body hair pretty much answers the chrome dome thing.
And, yes, outside of the 12 year old shredmachine, you may be the biggest hater, as you say.
Last edited by yankee; Aug 23, 2013 at 05:51 AM.