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    Sjb

    Will someone please tell me what SJB is so I don't have to dig through archives and read old threads like I'm dying of cancer and bed ridden. I would appreciate the help

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    lol...he's the man, the myth and the legend....sjb for president....ohhh he's still around, he's a good guy, funny as hell!!!
    Last edited by fl.surfdog; Aug 23, 2013 at 01:21 AM.

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    Sjb 2016!!!!!!!!!



    *apparently i cant write in caps from home.
    Last edited by seldom seen; Aug 23, 2013 at 01:40 AM.

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    That was incredible, standing ovation people!

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    He writes very similar to Paddington jetty bear..and NJSHRED.....hmmmm

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    OK Gaff you've shot your wad. I hope you've got this out of your system. I'm sure glad I didn't waste much time reading what that clown wrote.

    ..............Bogeton Wolftucks????????????????? Holy $#*%. But I will say it reminded me of,

    *(Well then Fido got up off the floor, and he rolled over
    and he looked me straight in the eye
    And you know what he said?
    "Once upon a time, somebody say to me"
    This is the dog talkin' now
    "What is your, conceptual, continuity?"
    "Well I told 'em right then", Fido said
    "It should be easy to see
    "The crux of the biscuit
    is the apostrophe"
    Well you know, the man that was talking to the dog
    looked at the dog, and he said
    Sort of staring in disbelief
    "You can't say that"
    he said
    "It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't
    it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't
    it couldn't"
    He told him, "No, no, no"
    I told him, "Yes, yes, yes"
    I said, "I do it all the time
    Ain't this boogie a mess"?)*

    The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
    (Repeat + ad lib)

    FZ from Apostrophe

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    The legend of sjb continues. One of god's own prototypes. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shark-hunter View Post
    He writes very similar to Paddington jetty bear..and NJSHRED.....hmmmm
    Well the thing is... He is paddington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemsonSurf View Post
    Well the thing is... He is paddington.
    The elf thing was one of the first things I read on this forum. I thought it was great. PJB reminds me of my philly days because I can tell he spent a lot of time there. I would get my @$$ kicked on the school bus sometimes in philly and there was always this weirdo that would stick up for me. He reminds me of that guy for some reason.

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    At first I wasn't going to read all that stuff, but I did. Enjoyable read. SJB was certainly an entertaining character and writer. Thanks Gaff, for pulling that together.