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  1. #31
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    Damn am I the only one on here who doesn't drink!?!? I feel left out

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Damn am I the only one on here who doesn't drink!?!? I feel left out
    Yes.

    Never trust a man that doesn't drink.

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Damn am I the only one on here who doesn't drink!?!? I feel left out
    Don't feel left out! You're the designated driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post
    Argh, the yuppified Harley rider. Just as annoying as a Summer Pro.
    Thinking about trading in the Street Bob and getting a Triumph

    A friend of mine has a Speed Triple street fighter he might be willing to let go.... That thing is freaking FAST!

    And Pilsner Urquell: First had it in a Czech train station where you have a choice of 6% or 12%... that and Budvar.

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    And Pilsner Urquell: First had it in a Czech train station where you have a choice of 6% or 12%... that and Budvar.
    I'll bet you wear scarves and thick rimmed glasses don't you?
    Last edited by aka pumpmaster; Aug 29, 2013 at 11:34 AM.

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Damn am I the only one on here who doesn't drink!?!? I feel left out
    No .
    I drank between '80 and '85 after being married to Beelzebub's sister. I wasn't good at it. made me mean. I was occasionally designated driver at "The Mex Econo" Restaurant in obx. OBX piggies would pull the bus over 4 times a night

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    Quote Originally Posted by aka pumpmaster View Post
    I'll bet you wear scarves and thick rimmed glasses don't you?

    Only ones complimentary to my matching pipe and fedora. I'll sub the scarf for an ascot if I'm feeling really frisky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erock View Post
    Only ones complimentary to my matching pipe and fedora. I'll sub the scarf for an ascot if I'm feeling really frisky.
    Nice. I'm gonna start smokin a pipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicharronne View Post
    No .
    I drank between '80 and '85 after being married to Beelzebub's sister. I wasn't good at it. made me mean. I was occasionally designated driver at "The Mex Econo" Restaurant in obx. OBX piggies would pull the bus over 4 times a night
    Isn't that the best when a cop pulls you assuming you been drinking then your sober as a judge and he looks all let down that he pulled over an innocent driver! Happend to me about three months ago. Had three people with me and all three were sloshed and two had open beers (In NC as long as the driver has not had anything passengers can have beer in the car). Cop says you been drinking son? I said no sir not since 2003. He said oh Mr. Smart ass lets just see what the breathalizer says, okay I say. When it came back 0.0 I asked him why he had pulled me over. He said well your passengers have open containers. So I pull up the DMV website on my phone and show him this:

    "If the driver has not consumed any alcohol, an open container of a malt beverage (beer, malt liquor, ale, hard lemonade) or unfortified wine (table wine, champagne) is not prohibited."

    Dude did not like that I trumped him on the law. Got very snippy and told me I was lucky! I snapped a pic of his badge with the # and that night sent an email to the police department general box and 5 other higher up officers listed. Monday morning I got an email from all 5 apologizing for the officers behavior.

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    Until the mid/late 80's you could drink and drive in the OBX as long as you weren't drunk. I wonder how many people raised a beer to give a toast to the cop next to them at a stoplight.