The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the ----US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about....
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in afganistan should be over IN A WEEK ...enough said
Man, I feel a bit slighted by no mention of Florida, I mean, how much further south can you get? Round these here parts, WE STAND OUR GROUND! That's the kinda folks you want if your looking to take out terrorists, shoot and ask questions later.