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  1. #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the ----US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about....

    Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.

    2. There is no limit.

    3. They taste just like chicken.

    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in afganistan should be over IN A WEEK ...enough said
    Man, I feel a bit slighted by no mention of Florida, I mean, how much further south can you get? Round these here parts, WE STAND OUR GROUND! That's the kinda folks you want if your looking to take out terrorists, shoot and ask questions later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nynj View Post
    We Northerners hunt as well... Myself and all of my friends have been hunting our whole lives.
    There is some great hunting up north.
    Interesting factoid for all y'all. It's from Wikipedia, the most trusted source for information in this galaxy.

    Top five states for % of people owning guns:
    1) Wyoming at 59.7%
    2) Alaska at 57.8%
    3) Montana at 57.7%
    4) South Dakota at 56.6%
    5) West Virginia at 55.4%

    Mississippi is #6 at 55.3%. If you go by gun sales (background checks) it's a little different, but the top 10 is still dominated by non-south states. Here's the opinion piece: I've lived in 7 different states across the US including very rural Ohio (almost like the south), rural NY and Maine, and what I've learned is there are plenty of gun-crazy rednecks everywhere. No area of the country is any nuttier than another area. It comes down to man power and there are more non-south states than southern states.

    Awesome discussion about nothing even close to surfing. I agree with PJB...the fact that this thread started as a gripe about flat conditions and went in this direction is fantastic and a testament to how bored we are without waves to ride. Not a lot to talk about so why not discuss the civil war??

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    PS - if it's cool with everyone I'd like to take credit for the civil war segment...it was my post at the top of pg. 2 that ignited a flame deep within Mr. Carter. I'm happy to help with any boredom remedies.

  4. #74
    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the ----US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about....

    Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.

    2. There is no limit.

    3. They taste just like chicken.

    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in afganistan should be over IN A WEEK ...enough said
    that sounds about right, damn redneck cant even keep Iraq and Afghanistan straight. Its gonna be a long pickup ride through Iran, India and over the Himalaya for the good ole boys to even get to Afghan territory. Thats just how we got into this mess in the first place. Dubbya gave up coke and booze, found God and the defense lobby and invaded Iraq instead of bombing al qaeda in Afghanistan. and god knows what the hell obama is doing.

    bush was stupid but at least its an ethos

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    Who's the ****ing nihilist here!?

  6. #76
    how about we take blaster's rednecks and PBJ's gang bangers and ship em all over to iraq, afghanistan, etc. The locals will tear them apart but if we send enough it should end up with a stalemate that kills most everyone involved on both sides, gets rid of a lot of guns, reduces our population, raises the average iq, education and other positive measures of the US, helping our competitive standing vis a vis the rest of the developed and developing world. the only thing that doesnt help out is the wave situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat View Post
    how about we take blaster's rednecks and PBJ's gang bangers and ship em all over to iraq, afghanistan, etc. The locals will tear them apart but if we send enough it should end up with a stalemate that kills most everyone involved on both sides, gets rid of a lot of guns, reduces our population, raises the average iq, education and other positive measures of the US, helping our competitive standing vis a vis the rest of the developed and developing world. the only thing that doesnt help out is the wave situation
    So basically you're saying we need to reinstate the draft.

  8. #78
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemsonSurf View Post
    So basically you're saying we need to reinstate the draft.
    its not as much fun when you put it that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat View Post
    how about we take blaster's rednecks and PBJ's gang bangers and ship em all over to iraq, afghanistan, etc. The locals will tear them apart but if we send enough it should end up with a stalemate that kills most everyone involved on both sides, gets rid of a lot of guns, reduces our population, raises the average iq, education and other positive measures of the US, helping our competitive standing vis a vis the rest of the developed and developing world. the only thing that doesnt help out is the wave situation
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemsonSurf View Post
    So basically you're saying we need to reinstate the draft.
    Quote Originally Posted by wombat View Post
    its not as much fun when you put it that way.
    I keeps it real!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aka pumpmaster View Post
    ^^ did you know that the Army Spec Ops use locals for exercises around Bragg as guerrilla fighters?
    Tru Dat! My son is a special forces medic (18 Delta) In the 7th group. (Senoritas and Margaritas) He's deployed in Afghanistan at this time though... When they do Robin Sage and defend "Pineland" they do it in my landlocked backyard. I have "guerrilla" (Pronounced G-rilla down here) friends. I'd like to be involved in that someday. Put that on my odd bucket list.