I agree both types are the worst. If i had one to keep it would be the Piney at least they are some what local and grew up going to LBI and south.
I was actually talking to my buddy about this while sitting on the beach this weekend in Sea Isle. He is a local from Sea Isle and I said what is going on here this is the worst summer I've seen for these dudes (and gals). It's bascially becoming Belmar. Every year they just migrate farther south.
It does make for a good laugh and conversation piece while sitting on the beach though. They should stick with wearing jean shorts and wife beaters since typically the board shorts they buy are skin tight and dont fit. This was by far the funniest thread.
Tough, in my area we don't get many Guidos. Thats more of a Seaside / South Jersey type thing. In Central Jersey we get a lot of Bennys. There is a difference believe it or not. Guido's are like these guys http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidos3.jpg - probably coming from northern New Jersey. The Benny comes from the New York City area and Long Island - drives a giant Mercedes, does not care if the light is red, does not care if the person has the right of way and makes a left turn nearly causing an accident, gives you the finger for your high beams while in actuality your using your low beams, drives into the wrong lane from 3 cars back to cut you off while your trying to make a left turn waiting for the oncoming traffic to pass - nearly getting everyone into an accident, ect ect. Benny's love Deal, NJ. Benny's are typically Syrian Jews as well, where as Guidos are typically some obnoxious Italian guy. But these terms are definitely interchangeable