
Originally Posted by
Prey4Surf
Hmm.. Lets break this down scientifically.
Bennys: Clog up the roads with their giant SUVs and their inability to merge properly. But the SUV is usually filled with kids or crap, so at least they are semi-utilizing their vehicle. They take up more than one parking spot by the beach. But they bring their kids to the beach and use it to its full extent, build sand castles, go swimming with Ace Hardware boogie boards. And the college kids throw so kick ass parties. They occasionally block the surf a bit, but for the most part they are aware of our (surfers/bodyboarders) existence when they swim at blackballed beaches. So I don't really mind them, they are down for a good time, who can fault them for that?
Guidos: Clog up the roads with their giant SUVs, they can't merge and they speed every where, trying their hardest to cut everyone off. Their is usually one or two people in each 7 person SUV, but they fill it with sub woofers and play the most god awful music known to man. They show up to the beach with expensive stuff and chains, if they do have bodyboards its usually the really crappy over priced slick bottoms offered by Murray or something, because they just bought whatever and didn't research. They block waves, intentionally most of the time, play foot ball and **** in the water. Thats for the small majority that do go in the water, most of them just lay on the beach wasting space.
But there is one huge positive. When I'm sitting at Belmar 16th ave Pizza, and watching them all walk past down to DJais, its pretty freakin funny. Like a parade of meathead clowns.