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  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by brewengineer View Post
    Hey, I do that too. Not really dorky when you consider it is usually knee high around here.
    Gotta get goofy every now and again, have some fun and share a wave. Chavez that's funny stuff...I'm coming down there this fall so I'll be listening for ya.

  2. #12
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    When it's real foggy, well east coast foggy, I pretend I'm in Northern California. I imagine I stayed at some flop motel and walked down a friggin cliff and through the redwood forest. I pretend I get acosted by some surly locals and show them a little Jersey Justice and by the end these locals.......well, they just love me and give me herbal enchantment - the good stuff. They wish me luck as I head down the trail.......

    Then I surf, senses hightened by the white shark presence. I sing songs and talk to myself and dig the erie spooky vibe.

    Then I go to a local diner and start treating the people around me like they are lumberjacks. I also tell the waitress to make sure and call me, " Hon," at least five times. I ax for flapjacks, and I tell a group of Humboldt University students that if they care aboot trees so much then they should go wipe with a spotted owl. Yeah..........

  3. #13
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    After a small wave ride, I dismounted the longboard and landed on my feet in about 5" of water. Waves were TINY that day so I was not paying much attention to the waves coming in behind me. I swung the longboard around to head back out when a huge 1ft wave slapped me and ripped the board out of my hands. I was de-wanded by a < 1ft wave. Nowhere to hide on a busy summer day at the beach. Maybe not dorky as much as very embarrassing.

  4. #14
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    i pee in my wetsuit

  5. #15
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    Started to do this each session this summer when surfing with my kids. Lay down on my back on my board, and try to keep enough balance to do a few sit ups. Usually ends up with a few grunts, and me falling in a$$ over elbows. Either it lightens the mood in the line up or I come off as an old kook. I'm good with it either way, and I get to embarrass my daughters.

  6. #16
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    Once off at beach middle of nowhere. Had a slot entry to get in and out. Well it's the last wave of the day everyone catches a wave in. Now its my turn. I'm late getting it. Some how I'm doing a kids somersault forward on the board while on the wave still and the board as well. I quickly recover and pop up and ride it in. When I get in I'm all embarrassed, yet no one saw it because they were busy with the tricky exit. So I explain it to them and we all chuckled over beers.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Atom View Post
    After a small wave ride, I dismounted the longboard and landed on my feet in about 5" of water. Waves were TINY that day so I was not paying much attention to the waves coming in behind me. I swung the longboard around to head back out when a huge 1ft wave slapped me and ripped the board out of my hands. I was de-wanded by a < 1ft wave. Nowhere to hide on a busy summer day at the beach. Maybe not dorky as much as very embarrassing.
    Ahaha that happened to me when i first started! thought the board would protect my ass.. i flew back onto the sand, that wave killed me, not even a foot lmao.

  8. #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poseidon View Post
    i pee in my wetsuit
    Do you finish it with a fart like all men do?

  9. #19
    I was just thinking, i never remember if i fart in my suit, is it possible? or do u just **** ur suit. ahah

  10. #20
    Put a layer of surf wax underneath my feet and belly