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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemsonSurf View Post
    So I had a pretty great weekend of surf this past weekend. The kind of sessions where everything comes together and each wave is better than the last. To make it better, I was on that last HWS I made. Enough about me though.

    A little more about though first.... I realized I do some pretty dorky stuff while in the zone. One thing in particular is when I'm flying down the line I make flying noises, kinda like the airplane noise you make when feeding a kid. And I usually end my rides with some sort of belly flop.

    I'm sure there are other ways to be a surf dork that I haven't figured out yet... what do you do?

    -clemmy the chromium hayzeus freak
    Awesome!

    As I see a good wave coming sometimes I'll rock on my board like it's a bucking bronco and make a lasso motion before I start paddling for it. It's gotten some laughs, and hey, it just feels kinda natural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattybrews View Post
    Awesome!

    As I see a good wave coming sometimes I'll rock on my board like it's a bucking bronco and make a lasso motion before I start paddling for it. It's gotten some laughs, and hey, it just feels kinda natural.
    I whistle at good looking waves in your general cat call way. Kinda lets others know I seent it first too.

    McLovin, you really wax yourself up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweezy View Post
    I was just thinking, i never remember if i fart in my suit, is it possible? or do u just **** ur suit. ahah
    Of course dude, and if you're lucky the bubble will travel up your back and out the neck.

  4. #24
    when i surf in general i make sorta a face you'd make when your like squeezing out a terd

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    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    Of course dude, and if you're lucky the bubble will travel up your back and out the neck.
    Ahhhh, hydro-flatulence therapy, works wonders on the ole back / neck region

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    Ahhhh, hydro-flatulence therapy, works wonders on the ole back / neck region
    Hahaha yes it does, and it honestly makes me chuckle when it happens, still.

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    It's great when you have to actually pull the neck of your suit to create an opening for the fumes to escape. That's the true sign of a good wetsuit...the real test.

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    I eat an extra large meal of beans when I know a big swell is coming in hopes that if I get held down for any amount of time I can expel my reserves and come floating up to the surface.

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    Never realized this until someone was taking pics of me in the water, I have the uncontrollable urge to have my tongue hanging out my mouth from the drop in all the way to the exit

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by prudds View Post
    Never realized this until someone was taking pics of me in the water, I have the uncontrollable urge to have my tongue hanging out my mouth from the drop in all the way to the exit
    Michael Jordan?

    You surf????