amen. with 15 named storms and 8 hurricanes predicted, my naked spearfishing self and friend expect some swells to pass through. i hope some w/ a NNE come so that we can spend the night at masonboro, surf in the morning, and spearfish in the nude at night.
well the other day, while i was by the jetty, a giant manowar...approximately 40 foot long tenticles (just like my *****), approached me. I thought it was a clump of sea weed, so i swam towards it, attempting to pick it up and throw it at my friend ronjon, but as soon as i touched it i was entangled in all of its tenticles and my head was in between the jetty and his/her venom sac. Anyway, i dont wanna wait in some gay line at medac but my whole entire leg is purple; leaking pus. Will excessive amounts of urination fix it?..or should i try other methods....hehe...(8====D~~~) ??e