I think Emass got banned from Eastern Mass. He must have gotten some Mayor's daughter preggers, given her AIDsmydia or something.
And dammit Emass, catch a solid one for me.
I got you E! Never said I'm not getting solid rides in between the human wreckage. Plenty of rights for the goofy backside.
Emass still welcomes me with open arms. They actually sent me to South OC to woo swell out east, which I've succeeded in!!!
Please excuse me while I apply copious triple antibiotic. That John Denver was NOT full of schitt when he said Lowers was rocky. Forgot to do so last night as we were up in Laguna chasing Lauren Conrad.