NJ Double-Overheaders here. It was like...orgasmic
I am still proposing we move away from this standard measurement non-sense that we use in America and base all measurements on the above mentioned size.
"Hey, how many stories is your house?"
"Oh, it's a New Jersey Double-Overheader my friend. Would you like to join me inside for crumpets and tea?"
"Why of course kind-hearted sir! Perhaps we can have a paddle afterwards? I live just a stone's throw away from the local jetty. Most of the hooligans have left this time of year and we can enjoy it all to ourselves."
"What a marvelous idea I do declare! With no hooligans around, we will be free to enjoy the waters with textbook etiquette."
"Another fine idea I must say! I feel as if I know you from somewhere old sport. Do you by any chance smoke crack/cocaine?"
"Why do you ask ol' chum?"
"Well I sell crack/cocaine so that is probably where I know you from. I happen to have a New Jersey Double-Overheaders worth of the stuff right now."
"I thought you looked familiar and I just got paid!"