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  1. #1
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    why merica is the best country in the world and best at everythang.

    here in merica we are the ****, we win all world wars and win even civil wars with yourself, our-self myself who knows. we eat freedom fries and surf the best 23 foot waves in the world. if you **** with merica your going to have a bad time. rip our an american heart and it bleeds red,white and ****ing blue. that is all

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    Blaster of ye Sand,

    I'm going with Canada as the best nation. I would throw in some of them Scandanavian countries as they don't have any Camden's or East St. Louis's and enjoy high qualities of life, but they eat strange things and I can't stand their languages.

    This: "ggfrestraggjtst" is NOT a word. Those dudes hate vowels............

    I knew a boy in California and his mom was Danish.....not a blonde but olive...........and she was horrible. Strange people if you ax me.....The chick, now get this, put butter on PB&J sanwiches.......The yellow butter.......That's F'd up dudes.....She was a total wackadoo. Hey Mrs. King, F@#$ you, B%$#. Your son's probably jackin' it in San Diego right now. You religious zealot, dictator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post

    .....The chick, now get this, put butter on PB&J sanwiches.......The yellow butter.......That's F'd up dudes.....She was a total wackadoo.
    she was trying to be patriotic, brah. isn't peanut butter brown, purple grape jellyand butter yellow their flag color?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post
    Blaster of ye Sand,

    I'm going with Canada as the best nation. I would throw in some of them Scandanavian countries as they don't have any Camden's or East St. Louis's and enjoy high qualities of life, but they eat strange things and I can't stand their languages.

    This: "ggfrestraggjtst" is NOT a word. Those dudes hate vowels............

    I knew a boy in California and his mom was Danish.....not a blonde but olive...........and she was horrible. Strange people if you ax me.....The chick, now get this, put butter on PB&J sanwiches.......The yellow butter.......That's F'd up dudes.....She was a total wackadoo. Hey Mrs. King, F@#$ you, B%$#. Your son's probably jackin' it in San Diego right now. You religious zealot, dictator.
    They really do make the best furniture...just sayin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by natkitchen View Post
    They really do make the best furniture...just sayin...
    now way the amish do!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post
    ...jackin' it in San Diego...
    This is THE phrase of this fall, and it kills me every time.

    I like surfing.

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    It's spelled Merka!

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    We have the best women too. Every one of ours would equal three somewhere else. Thanks Micky D's! We don't wanna see no ribcage.

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    def he greatest/accomplished country the world has ever seen. liberty is one hell of a gift that deserves respect and should set a precedent for the world.

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    long live premier bush !